Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
"ambiguous gender"? nah, we goin for AMBITIOUS Gender
@seafrog ooooo tiny baby
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my mother has trusted me with digitizing the last known copy of a 1998 student film about her coworkers and her. only a dozen or so copies were ever made. the tape is old of course so i expect some signal degradation. the Instructional Technologist at my school digitizes vhs tapes for professors sometimes so i plan to use her equipment and supervision to do it as safely as possible. if any of you are vhs/archival nerds i would appreciate advice.
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Hollow Knight spoilers
@yeenbean @localwerewolf nail smiths teaching the vessel the lost Nail(gun) Arts
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"french press" is a wrestling move
@Ivafakename ah nah I'd just reverse engineer it myself, refuse to patent it, and put it out to public domain completely open sourced, recipe, sources of raw materials and all. That way anybody can be a catgirl if they want, or alter it to suit their needs. maybe someone wants to be a catboy, or a dog girl, or a posm-friemb, or a velociraptor in a dapper suit and hat. a dapper velociraptor if you will.
@Ivafakename "Oh, oh no haha, I think you misunderstood, what I said was *pulls out gun* GIVE ME THE FUCKING CATGIRL TF POTIONS NOW, MFER"
@Ivafakename everyone: "ren you are watching this bill wurtz video for like the hundredth time, why?"
me: "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER" o/'
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The queen is a furry.
Source: Coins have tails.
@g oh no i can't stop clicking the button aaa
Ra'avka: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ren: Ra'avka no.
Alexia: Mistlefoe.
Ren: Please stop encouraging her.
@g okayokayokay one more because this is far too perfect;
Ra'avka: What do you think Alexia will do for a distraction?
Ren: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ren: ... or they could do that.
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Oh hi!
I wrote a dark but sweet fantasy novel of libraries and necromancy.
It would be amazing if you shared this post around.
📚 💀 🖤
Buy links and sample chapters: https://victoriacorva.xyz/books/books-and-bone-by-Victoria-Corva/
@g AFLJIK:HSKFKASHF
Ra'avka: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Alexia: The cow???
Ra'avka: What?
Ren: Alexia, W H Y?
@g oh no this one is too perfect aaaahahaha
Ren: How's the sexiest person here~?
Alexia: I don't know, how are they~?
Ren, flustered: I-
Ra'avka, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
@g This one is especially incorrect because Ra'avka would only ever use her fists or blunt instruments (like her head), but it still absolutely has her energy.
Ra'avka: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Ren, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Ra'avka: BLOCKED.
@g okay now you've got me doing these and
Ra'avka, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Ren: But – that’s just a trash can.
Ra'avka: It sure is!
@legendaryjoeb yeh seems legit
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
