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@codl @Siph@rage.love "well, Linux, I made it, DESPITE your directions."
"Ahh, Superintendent GNU! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable kernal!"
"Mnnh."

boy are you microsoft excel because you have misinterpreted this as a date

@welshpixie @xenophora like... in theory, I should LIKE the term Frambled. It's like, it's a portmanteau. I LOVE those. I love ALL wordplay.

but ...

god... I just... I... ifuckin... i can't.

not this time. it feels like someone fucked up their cooking, either like, forgot to actually SCRAMBLE the eggs, and tried at the last minute to make it scrambled, and is now making up a term to cover for the screw up, and they've gone hard into trying to make it legit

@welshpixie @xenophora white people are to blame for this aren't they

i just know it. "frambled"... fuck me.

@welshpixie *stares at the results, blinks*

...!?

THAT'S JUST FUCKING UP EITHER FRIED EGGS OR SCRAMBLED EGGS. WHAT THE SHIT.

@welshpixie you do realise I now have to look this up, I can't just let this go, I have to know now, and I KNOW I'm going to hate myself for looking it up.

@aoife (the rest of the series then becomes about their increasing levels of poggers)

@aoife mid run there is an arc where the heroes have to face off against an opponent where their swag has little to no effect on them, so they have to learn a forbidden, secret technique;

Pogchamping

@radicalrobit @finn realisation that "I'm not racist, but-" is racist-knobjockey-lish for "no homo"

haHA! Just as planned! for I, LOVE to be in a GZDoom server build. aaaa

@starwall sign: "make sure to wash or sanitise your hands for at least 30 seconds!"
me: *staring at the bottle provided* .... Sand Hanitizer

Engiries.

...Furgineers

Enfurrginies....

....shit those are good

re: moron trying to guilt trip me into doing free work/twitter dm 

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz don't suppose I could get a name of this chudbucket so I can keep an eye out for more of his bullshit and avoid him or know when he's being a dipnugget again to others?

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