Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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ebay seller: WANG BAR
me: ??? what
ebay seller: LOOK AT MY PUCKERS
https://mastodon.social/media/XDecDDrzp9o8YDoqGzs
@jk "hey... how YOU doin', doc?~"
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anyways, please enjoy local communist kobold bard, Tennessee Ernie 'Bold, singing her heart out on this fine day.
@avie@awoo.space @monorail that's the one!
also this one is related but perhaps from the opposite angle lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkGXPSavzhg
@monorail there's a proZd skit for this I know it
ALright, I'm finally able to relax tonight and I wam gonna play some VIBEO GAEMZ!! time to boot up something on ...my.....
...my pc...
......
*looks over at my Switch*...
....OOOORRRR
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gulfie 
Can anyone recommend a chair for my computer? Like an office or a "gamer" chair I don't care how it looks, just comfy and preferably not too expensive
reality: "DNF stands for Duke Nukem Forever"
me, whenever I read that acronym: "uh...d...Do Not Fuck?..."
@V well we support Honey the Toaster as much as we possibly can as they adjust to their new sentience.
@aoife damn and me with a broken X button on my controller meaning I can't interact :<
@finn Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker wonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fucking-
@finn the english or scottish pronunciation of warm?
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ukpol, mass surveillance
"Two [unnamed] internet providers are tracking and collecting the websites visited by their customers as part of a secretive Home Office trial, designed to work out if a national bulk surveillance system would be useful for national security and law enforcement."
"The National Crime Agency confirmed it was working with the government on the trial.
“We are supporting the Home Office-sponsored trial of internet connection record capability to determine the technical, operational, legal and policy considerations associated with delivery of this capability,” the police agency said."
"Of the UK’s major internet providers only Vodafone confirmed that it has not been involved in any trials that involve storing people’s internet data. Spokespeople for BT, Virgin Media and Sky refused to comment on any measures around the Investigatory Powers Act. Mobile network operator Three did not respond to a request for comment. Smaller internet service providers say that they have not been included in any trials."
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/internet-connection-records-ip-act
i could start up NMS again but... I trhink... I think I want to go play Smoddessy on the Switch.
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im trying to get youtube to Algorithm the fuck out of this video that was posted in 2011 and has 500 views
re: dubious information about the uk
@jk when we're challenging each other to chess matches we say "fancy a cuppa chess?"
and if receptive the other player will say "milk and two please, luv" and then they'll perform an elaborate chessing ritual which lasts anywhere up to five hours long.
Once it is complete, the winner roosts upon the chess pieces they have captured and stays with them until they hatch.
...oh okay ... uh... NMS just gonna... shut itself down now I'm finally back at my pc and can play it.
...guess it didn't like being left running while I was out ._.;
@g that's awesome I love it
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
