Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Motion blur? more like NO-tion blur!

Isabelle: Wholesome, cute, tries her best, however not adverse to using a nailstudded baseball bat to "solve issues" with people causing pain and misery.

Digby: Has seen some serious shit.

you know

i don't know much about animal crossing, i mean i've seen a few memes, a few bits of fanart, a few... other things, and of course screenshots and whatnot

and like

isabelle and digby are related aren't they? But they have such wildly different energies

@batterpunts *hanomfg* <3

@batterpunts aw dang. ...those first ones tho those sound nice

@batterpunts nice try advertising sites, you can't fool me-oh shit are those white chocolate macadamia?

@ifixcoinops ...I would play this ngl

@jk shoutouts to Rise of the Triad for literally having a Dog Mode.

@jk excuse me but what you refer to as videogames are actually GNU/Clown or as I like to call them GNU+Clown

I only just realised that says "Ellie Dangerous" instead of "Elite Dangerous"

*bursts through the wall like some kind of advertising mascot* hey if a guy with a fascination of and a brand centred around llamas decided to make his own world wide communications
Would that be a Jeff Minternet?

Stopped off at a system in Ellie dangerous the other day, decided "eh let's see if there's any fun missions here". Looked through all the factions in play and all were corporate, dictatorship or investment... Except one

A communist party.

...

So of course I started working for them :3

@DrSagan @vantablack knock four times and daddy's home

I land the ship PERFECTLY on the FIRST TRY, real close to the target building., touch down, locked in place, go to board my SRV and "...where's my SRV??"...

*penny not so much drops as launches into the ground leaving a crater*

".....aw ffffffffffffffffffff-" *looks at nearest station 5k ls away* "-FFFFFFFFFFF-" *gets interdicted shortly before arriving at the station* -/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF/-" *power draw too much* "-//FFFFFFAARRGHHHHHHHHH//"

I am a genius

I recently got a Cobra Mk 3 to putz about in E:D with. armed to the teeth, this sucker is gonna make a lotta bad guys very very unhappy :3

It's got some power problems but I can work with that just fine as soon as I can afford a size 4, A class reactor that I want.

HOWEVER.

I neglected to puyt a vehicle bay in it. and take on a bounty hunting mission.
Which requires me to land on a planet.

@lattera "Never parish" oh thank goodness I'd hate for christianity to get a foothold in the glorious fully automated gay space communism we're gonna make

@sharkNserg ask it if it wants to try something spicier, and take it to the NON-taco-bell burrito place where they can try out even hotter, hand made salsas instead.