Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@jk "for sale; baby shoes, never worn, closing in fast, 50 meters... 40... 30....20..."
"That's right outside the room!"

@socks @zatnosk if you walk without rhythm though, you won't attract the worm

@noiob anything can come apart at least once. :3

this is a corsair m65 rgb elite tho, so i don't wanna risk breaking it. :/ I can probably use canned air, and some isopropyl alcohol and cotton swabs to do it though

i have a theory that Wish dot com is actually an entirely AI/algorithm driven site and backend, and indeed, stocking system. There are no human parts to this website. Customer service, maybe, but all the adverts, all the listings, all the products, all are ordered according to an AI that is learning as it goes, and is being trained off data from ad networks.

huh, middle click on my mouse is being unresponsive., like, completely so. Googling around, found out that maybe it turns out that there's dirt caught in the clicker, and it suggests turning the mouse to the side and just... hammering that middle wheel a lot to dislodge it.

...it... did actually sorta work. huh.

gotta figure out a gentler way of this but... hm. worth looking into

@SuricrasiaOnline "I never thought I'd live to see a resonance cascade, let ALONE create one"
Gordon, high as fuck and wishing he was MORE high because today has so far been A Whole Thing, now visibly relieved: "oh thank God that wasn't just/me/ seeing that then"

@aoife @SuricrasiaOnline either that or literally a govt agent who's also in on it with the dickish scientist from earlier and they're both pranking poor Gordon

@SuricrasiaOnline that one scientist who is all "they're waiting for you Gordon. In the /TESSSSST CHAAMMBEERRRR/" is such a dick, he knew Gordon was wired as hell and did that to mess with him

@BatElite oh heck is it screm o clock? Gosh I'm late!

àaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@monorail "Strike The Earth" is still one of my favourite jams ever

@b0mb my only regret is that he had one life to give.

if he had more, he coulda died many many more times, it woulda been awesome :<

@jk well yeah. I mean, what else are you meant to do with the really shitty cheap store brand bread? EAT it?? hahaha that would be ridiculous, you can't EAT that bread!

@monorail especially the holding hands bit

@aoife love that gif. never fails to make me giggle :3