Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

the egg fell on the floor and broke ;;

@batterpunts 0% thoughts wr attempt

ooo new bdg video on weird icecreams and

uh oh

oh no brian turn around oh no

BRIAN
THE EG
TURN AROUND THE EGG IS GONNA FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOHGODOHNO

@Siph@rage.love No; and I wanted to know so badly but nintendo kept the truth from us even so far as to allow the film to claim their last names were Mario, which is an OUTRIGHT LIE, and I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS, NINTENDO. GIVE US THE FAMILY NAMES.

SHOW US THE DYNASTY OF MARIO AND LUIGI'S FAMILY LINEAGE

GIVE US THE DEEP LORE

@jk Josef this is main you can't be posting tftg kink

"no thoughts, head empty"
*mii channel music*
"one thought, head otherwise empty"

Like this poor boy just wants to make sashimi and rest and sure he can fight and is good with a knife but no he's just a regular ass Street food chef who just because he LOOKS like some kind of mafia hitman gets dragged into SO MUCH SHIT. Even his Elite 2 skin, where even Hung gets "dramatic combat pose to show how badass he really is!!", Whereas Jaye's is just "no, really, I'm just a street chef. Can I go nap now?"

Like, Hung, Ask, Waai Fu, and Jaye, I love all those dorks so much. Aak? Jaded and cynical Street doctor who absolutely has no patience for doing the "right" thing when there are more pragmatic and effective (if perhaps morally reprehensible) solutions, but his moral compass, Hung (The Goodest Boy) keeps him from going too far. Waai Fu who is straight up a Kung Fu movie protag, and maybe watched too much kamen rider, and then Jaye... Who just wants a nap

Apropos of nothing, I think honestly my favourite characters in Arknights are all the kinda weird ones that are probably largely useless in the game, but I just love their personalities and backstories

@noiob woah okay that... wow why haven't they made another game like that? wtf fromsoft??

@noiob ridonkulously hard and very unbalanced mecha games, and dark souls in its various guises (also hard and very unbalanced), is pretty much the only thing they've ever done tbqh.

@monorail scanners don't exist . Those are just fax machines that got all pretentious

@swiff @ohtorifightclub @SuperGideon "Try horse, then, try horse!"

@jk i mean if you want good vibes you gotta pay extra, not sure god can help with that honestly