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re: Blame Owa for this one 

@owashii@plush.city @rantingsteve I think we can also blame @artemis@vulpine.club for this as well. why didn't you stop Owa??

@legendaryjoeb never before have I needed a chef's kiss emoji as much as I do now, and never before have I lamented the lack of it as much

me: *trying to focus on anything at all*
my brain: 30-50 feral hogs

i am unable to read the words "cowboy bebop" without in my head pronouncing it "cowboy beeboop"

@jk as a famous playwright once said, all the world is wimbledon, and all the people, merely balls

@pisscotheque smdh you really gonna go with that when it's clear that the real name is "Joyce Carol's Oats", as in a literal bowl of porridge oats that came to life and wrote a book

@Chickiepup @finn getting the dlc so i can finally get the J&J vaccine and unlock the secret third ending

@6EQUJ5@tech.lgbt @gulfie *five minutes later* we regret to inform you

@6EQUJ5@tech.lgbt @gulfie we need more good servers with guns, that's clearlyt the answer

a reminder of when The Register single-handedly created what remains to this day the apex predator of headline writing

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