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...wtf why doesn't the pc version of monhunworld on steam have Wiggler emoji.

what the fuck

@codl introducing the new Nintendo® SameBoy™! Exactly the same as the old gameboy, with ABSOLUTELY NO CHANGES, except the box and the higher price tag! SameBoy™!

@outie absolutely criminal that the Jotaro palico armour was unavailable in the west

cannot get over how the Namielle alpha+ and beta+ armours in MHWorld just straight up turn a femme hunter into an Inkling from Splatoon.

like... does Nintendo know you're doing this, Capcom??

...do I care??

no. i mean the armour set is useless to a Greatsword main like me, but GOD it looks good. and better yet I can get layered armour so I can wear whatever armour I like and still look cool :3

@jk every morning you wake up and open palm slam your bass's amp lead into the amp jack

@owashii@plush.city gonna try this! *looks at fitted sheets and rolls up sleeves, but a 'QUEST FAILED' screen plays immediately* ...aw beans.

Hey check out this amazing d&b track I just got *opens up a bottle of dandilion and burdock soda*

@sc oh I just use tweetdeck, but if Twitter decide to murder that too in an effort to force people to use the mobile app, I can always use various extensions and whatnot if i have to use the web site.

britpol adjacent 

clicked ona twitter thread to share it with someone, and of course it opens the web interface, and of course,, that means I get to see the god awful "what's happening" sidebar thing but one thing just jumped out at me.

today, for me, it shows "Could Kier Starmer be the next Tony Blair??" and see, I'm like 85% sure that they mean that in a glowing, adoring way.

....but there's another way to read that too.

with no changes to that headline.

that is far more damning.

there is nothing I will ever understand less than Cloud/Sephiroth shippers. the actual text of FF7 is about a dude with intense impostor syndrome being telepathically gaslit by the vengeful revenant of his shitty military CO via a nonconsensual injection of alien t-cells

@monorail does... does ryu even have a smartphone...

does he use whatever the street fighter world's version of twitter is??

...or is he the kind of person who has a facebook account and has made precisely three posts, all of which are him accidentally writing statuses thinking he's typing into google?

'Ouch!'

I yelped and staggered as tiny claws dug into my bare feet.

A sinuous, feathered little lizard with tiny wings chirped at me and bounded away with all the energy and grace of a month-old kitten.

I sighed and examined the scratches -- she'd barely broken the skin, but it was important to teach her it hurt.

Maybe fostering a dragon on a cat had been a mistake?

Then again, the one raised by geese was a real problem these days ...

#microfiction #TootFic

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