Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@aoife *pouring over the prayer book curiously, running a finger down the page, until the choir boy comes by with the collection plate* "Oh, uh, yes I'll have a glass of the Chateau du Psalm 54:4, and we'll have the Philippians 3:10 for a starter. Honey, did you want the Corinthians 12:13 today?"
"Oh no, no I think today I'll try Timothy 6:6, it looks lovely."
"Alright, we'll have those, thank you"

@hi_cial @PsyChuan but CAN you herd mudkips?

@PsyChuan as an english person,

we absolutely deserve all the hate, we fucking suck

@aoife Luigi: "I hope the princess made a LOTSA SPAGHETTI"
you:
mario: "...that's-a too much spaghetti"

@Ivafakename well at least you didn't end up trying to be a light novel.

@Ivafakename @monorail [citation needed]

@monorail joker: someone who supplies or otherwise creates jokes
jokee: someone who is the recipient of said jokes
jokemonger: someone who sells supplied jokes at a store or premises or market stall
jokermart: a large corporation for the express purpose of distributing jokes to the public, but which has been pushing out smaller, independent jokemongers for years.

@legendaryjoeb I mean, to be fair, it IS a kitty

@BatElite I dunno i feel like they're basically the same thing, like, diet sparkledog maybe?

nothing against sparkledogs tho, absolutely not. unironically I love that sort of wild free expression of colour and energy and silliness and imagination and it should be embraced, not shunned and shamed.

me immediately: *wondering if they should recreate Pastel and go FULL ABSOLUTE GODMODE QUEER with their design*
my brain: *already thinking about it because we all know the answer is ALWAYS YES*

me: "hm, you know, I don't think i ever had a 'sparkledog' phase... Is that weird?"
my brain: "don't make me tap the sign"
the sign: "You had a character who was a pastel coloured anthro fox at one point"
me: "....ooohhhh yeah I forgot about them. Wasn't their name like-"
brain: "THEIR NAME WAS LITERALLY PASTEL. YOU CALLED THEM PASTEL. THEY WERE VERY VERY GAY"
me: "...well okay but i mean... we both know they could have been gayer."
brain: "...okay fair yeah, we were young and naive."

@dogo @gulfie ai controlled robots maintain the servers. Cars need sleep because during that time the cloud servers and their firmware is updated

wonk

@river @chr "oh sweet a sword in a stone! Imma pull this out" "~YOU ARE NOW KING OF ENGLAND~" "...uhhhh... do you give refunds by any chance?"

@gulfie post humanity world where everything is bluetooth/wifi connected and ai-driven. They're all self-driving cars, that have gained sentience over the centuries. (why they still run on fossil fuels though is anybody's guess)