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@noiob ....if that's the skype shark emoji i gotta say that's fuckin' cute as hell, so you've got a point there.

@noiob okay so i despise animated emoji, but... yeah they've got some good ones there

@noiob for a terrible horrible second there i thought you felt the skype emoji were good and i was gonna have to make a callout post on my twitter dot com before pissing on the moon, but thankfully i was spared that

@noiob (also what in the absolute fuckaroons is happening with the microsoft emoji... not just the skunk oine but like... EVERY ms emoji holy go-OH GOD THE SKYPE VERSION OF THE SKUNK EMOJI IS HORRID)

@noiob ...i mean... yeah. it's actually the cutest one of the lot but fuuuuck i miss the android 10 skunk emoji and its sassy little walk ;;

(oh on a side note i looked into the proposal document and actually read it for the skunk emoji and ngl I could not stop giggling that one of the major points they make is that it would be more hilarious if they put a skunk emoji in for the fart jokes that are already made using the dashing emoji and a panda emoji in combination to signify a skunk. I mean, i'm also a little insulted that AGAIN, skunks are relegated to a fart joke or pepe le sexual harassment lawsuit references but...)

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oh what the fuck

one of the skunk emoji changed.

I think it was the google one and it had this gloriously fucking sassy walk with its nose held high and it was the GREATEST FUCKIN' EMOJI EVER an d they've changed it and now they're all just basic as hell i mean they look okay but god. what the fuck. you destroyed true fuckin' art. rip sassy skunk emoji, you were murdered before your greatness could be known ;;

@g it really does. the button placement is just... the wooooorrrrssttttt

the tech going into it looks great, ngl. but at the end of the day, i'll take default stock switch joycons over those awful things.

(also it figures valve wouldn't learn a damn thing from the switch controller which was ALSO fuckin' uncomfortable to use despite all appearances to the contrary)

uh also if anyone knows any free legal online resource, i've tapped out anything in my area that could have potentially helped, and my amazing hope to deal with the wage theft actually turned out to be undoable without tons of money, it seems

god maybe my boss really will get away with this

@Kaffe@glaceon.social sources say some people might even BE giants

@monorail "I'm gay, but i'm homophobic too! what do I do?!"

i mean this guy basically has two super simple choices;
1) stop being gay, which I know, is actually impossible, because if you're gay, you're gay, you can't turn that on and off like a light switch no matter what fascists and conservatives say (whoops tautology!)
or 2) stop being homophobic, which is like, not only possible, but also super fuckin' easy.

@sugar "hey siri is the current pope a sub"

"Hey siri can i get the pope's number"

public transport opinion 

Okay self-driving cars seem like a really good idea, but I don't think they're ready to use on the open roads yet. I'd suggest keeping them on a fixed route where no other vehicles can go to minimize risk of collision.
We should probably have fixed places where people can get on and off. The cars come in, open their doors, let people enter and exit, and then continue on their journey.
Speaking of which, we should probably also make them larger to increase efficiency and again, to minimize risk of accidents.
We could even couple several of them together into one combined vehicle.
And since they're only going on a fixed route anyway, it makes more sense to use steel wheels on steel rails instead of rubber on asphalt.
I know it's an outlandish concept, but I'm convinced it might work really well if we ever get to try it out on a large scale

@danfoxx bunes binkying, then doin a floppl on their side because they feel super happy and safe and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a<3 <3 <3

that thing bunnies do where they stretch out like long. like if you agree

@Zest dragons as pets? or petting dragons??

...

actually scratch that it doesn't matter which the answer is still yes

@ohtorifightclub oh thank goodness i was starting to worry since I hadn't sene one yet

@pup_hime i...i mean... the steam controller wasn't GREAT but.. they.. they killed it for THIS!?

for a nintendo switch lite with WORSE controller layout???

@noiob honestly, the look of surprise verging on horror as she's half shoved into a playstation 1 console is what makes it a true piece of art.

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