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@monorail holly glaceon just walking over and picking up the entire Ikea store, opening it up and scratching her head trying to find the instructions booklet somewhere so she can fit together all these little ikea furniture boxes into furniture big enough for her.

@wandrew @finn ffffffffffffuck i JUST noticed this says "working FOR home" instead of FROM home, fuck you autocorrect.

@monorail @categorille @elrena legit why i use fremb or friemb instead. it's a cutesy deliberate misspelling, without having been used prior by channers.

I have a few reflections and advice on the 5-year anniversary of coming out as transgender:

1. The best piece of advice I got: "Your transition belongs to you." There are no true rules in this. You don't even have to transition, and you certainly don't have to transition to anything established, or understandable to anyone else.

There are no objective body schedules or social milestones. You are free to make up WHATEVER you want. And you are free to push for your standards to be respected and assisted. Transition belongs to you.

Outside of hard-and-fast medical numbers and safety guidelines (real physical safety, not gatekeeping bullshit), you'll encounter invisible rails attempting to direct your experience. It's alright to oppose this, and to call them out. But the core of your experience is your own, and that can't be taken away.

1/?

(boosts of this thread are ok)

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if the characters from Cars get sleepy

do th ey call it being tyred

@yeenbean by which point my brain was chortling at me for falling for it's cunning ruse

@yeenbean I read this out of context and my brain immediately was like "I always figured 👀💦 was a creep, I hope it wasn't anything TOO awful they did though" before I realised that emoji aren't yet names.

re: Not serious 

@terrana @socks Street fighter zero is the only game in the series where the name is correct as there is zero fighting of streets

misinfo 

@artemis@vulpine.club hard drinks are the dark souls of beverages

fuck it, I'm releasing my databending drum machine TONIGHT

make drum loops with percussive samples procedurally generated from opus codec glitches!~ 🥁💥💻

suricrasia.online/opus-databen

@noiob @Felthry if memory serves all standard ovens are either 50cm wide, or 60cm wide (that's the one with one or two ovens, regardless of whether they have a built in hob or not) and are either free standing (hob included on top) or built-in (hob separate as it's intended to be fitted into a unit).
Range cookers are similar, in that they come in, I think, either 100cm wide or 110cm I think

Domain Block 

eveningzoo.club

Edgelord, Soapbox-using paedo, can get in the fucking sea until they're at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

#FediBlock

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