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also i apparently smell nice so am a nice smelling sknq too

okay everything kinda hurts im gonna go slep. very tired sknq today

food, silliness, oh god no what am i doing stop 

@Fidgetcetera im so proud of you

food, silliness, oh god no what am i doing stop 

@Nine *rolls ketchup and slices of tomato into a tortilla* calzone

food, silliness, oh god no what am i doing stop 

food but it's made up of ingredients that are TECHNICALLY correct but not right.

like

pizza

except the base isn't pizza bread, it's a cut open pitta bread instead that's lain out flat

it's ketchup instead of tomato puree/sauce

the cheese is actually soft cheese of some kind like philadelphia or even better DAIRYLEA/LAUGHING COW

instead of pepperoni slices someone's just put sausages on it . whole ones.

@Sir_Boops hoo are you to be posting owlmoji all over my timeline

.......

i'm sorry that was a terrible joke

owl show myself out

Whenever someone wonders why I watch Super Sentai I point them at a scene like this where the team has to save people from giant sentient telephone sets with a grudge. ☎️

@badwrongfun can confirm i own skullgirls and despite the fanservicy character designs i found it remarkably pleasing to play and I apparently DO smell very nice, like, all the time, and I am super fuckin gay as heck.

Something about learning the hygiene habits of the various parts of the FGC and hearing across the board that Smash players reek makes me cackle.

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@puppy@chitter.xyz @maple wait maybe it's like 1 point for every avi change, and there's a 1 point bonus every time it's soft.

which is always for you.

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@puppy@chitter.xyz @maple I shant ask
i shall simply accept

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@puppy@chitter.xyz @maple 5 many avatar changes

@LANthus how come he gets a tux instead of a short skirt tho. what gives. like i mean Uranus shoulda gotten to wear a tux if they wanted to. Uranus could ROCK a tux.

@LANthus wait a sec...

...wait a bloody second why is there no sailor sun.

idea: remote teaching keyboard with translucent keys and underlighting

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