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Microsoft Excel: A tale in three parts 

@Fenreliania welcome to microsoft office

where the rules don't matter and the design specifications are imaginary

*opens mouth slowly, emits, without moving, the Mii Channel music*

VICE PRESIDENT HELICOPTER
WHO IS A SNAIL HOW DOES HE WEAR you know you didn't tell me he improves at least offer comfort~

@Siphonay@octodon.social tired: dropping into fortnite
wired: going into any multiplayer online game and immediately asking "anybody in cherno" in global chat

@dzuk@weirder.earth @Siphonay@octodon.social this but various Mutant standard styled thinking emoji as if it's the video for Bohemian Rhapsody

@envgen why did I read "john mccririck tips" as "john mccririck fps"

┏┓ in
┃┃╱╲ this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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▔▏┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔[BUFFER OVERFLOW EXCEPTION] execute arbitrary code

@Lioness each animal stacked on top of the previous one in the basket like this constantly wobbling balancing tower of critters in this villager's bicycle racing down the country lanes with impunity

@Lioness lioness

why would you put this mental image in my head of villagers harassing wolves with wickerwork XD

@Laskeri@sleeping.town @kibi I started typing out a jokey post about "thirst" and water here and I just got halfway and just wanted to slap myself across the face until I Stopped Posting.

@LANthus @tom invisible toms

(realtalk i do not know music properly or drums i am bad at music i am sorry ^^; )

@tom I can hear the synth drums already

you could say

I CAN FEEL IT COOOMIN IN THE AIIIR TONIIIIGHT

OH LOOORD

@batterpunts *lets out a horrified scream through tightly closed teeth and lips*

birdsite link, might be interesting! 

twitter.com/London_Geekfest/st

Very dear friend helps host this, they got Knightmare Live it seems :3

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