Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

seriously if you make a turn, I hope you like still turning in that direction afterwards even if you're fully pushing the other direction and going into spins because this car is fucking worthless in the extreme. It handles like shit, it goes too fast for this worthless handling so by the time you see something that willw reck you, it's already too late, and if you wanna make that Burning Route time, you need to be constantly boosting, doubling these problems.

aaaah now I remember the bits about Burnout Paradise I don't like.

the soundtrack for one (large portions of it I just...don't like at all :/ also I really don't like G&R as a general rule. I find their music ... generic, annoying and I relaly don't like the vocals or melody. I just can't enjoy it.)

also the 500GT or something whatever it's called. Its burning route is just bullshit. It glides around like it's on ice constantly.

@kara@occult.camp
@fillertrack
That's the thing. By the looks of things all the ingredients are there to make a really good compelling game

But it's like someone took all those really good ingredients, cooked them wrong, literally threw them together half or undercooked, tossed confetti on it and served up this lumpy half cooked inedible but very pretty looking lump of stuff with a huge price tag on it. That's David Cage-ing.

@fillertrack david cage: the david cagening is by david cage so he has a grasp of subtlety so secure that is second only to

...

a wet bar of soap covered in WD40 handled by hands covered in banana peel all of which covered by a frictionless material ALSO covered in a gallon of baby oil in motion on a fully soaked slip & slide which means he's about as subtle as this metaphor.

...or is that a simile.

I think it's a simile.

jold (jean hold)

well I got jold of jalopy (jean jalopy) and I ran out of fuel just before getting to the motel in the tutorial and then got stuck because the car wouldn't move by pushing it, AT ALL, exept very slowly forward or backward, I couldn't seem to purchase more petrol at all even if I filled up my little gas can to take back manually and ohh boy just... wow.

Probably a bug but I'm gonna give it another try maybe tomorrow. Its oddly relaxing tho.

@fillertrack "I gotta tell ya friendos, this is pretty great. Haha, YEAH!"

@loki i thought these were super saiyan power transformations

LB: Renbot you can't just copy my toots and call them your own >:|

@theoutrider hoping my pc doesn't bork itself with this shit D:

@jk ahh calculator

@Daylight yo hold up what game is this?

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town fucksake twitter how are you this fucking bad at everything. :| *hugs you*

@Daylight belt feed noms direct into my mouth plz