Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

okay time for sooooocial activity in physical space.

@masklayer do not vore the ball

@revenant DON'T ENCOURAGE MY BRAIN IT'S BAD ENOUGH ALREADY OMG

Me: *watching a video about eukaryotes and how they contain other smaller organisms within the cells*
Friend: ahh, Mitochondria!!
Me: the POWERHOUSE of the Cell!
My brain: Mightychondria...
Me : what...
My brain: MIGHT-ochondria
Me: ..? what a-no NO DO-
My Brain: ALL MIGHT-ochondria!
Me: WHY?

@Rosemary @noelle again though, how do you charge it? when it's not in use do you gotta plug it in? leaving the thing it's attached to unlocked?? if the battery runs out it's stuck forever in the locked position requiring either a really long charge cable and an extension lead at least for several hours to get it charged again, or again, bolt cutters. e_e; In their quest for techy "convenience" they've actually lessened it. omg. how are corps like this??

@Rosemary @noelle ...oh god what if the battery runs out.

@Rosemary @noelle this too. Though thinking that star head screws would suffice as a mechanical security measure is... pretty poor show from the company in the first instance too. But also the bolt cutters thing, even more so. Seriously why would anybody think a finger print scanner padlock is any more secure than a regular one??

@Rosemary @noelle UNless fingerprint recognition has gotten better in the last few years then the fingerprint scanner itself can be pretty easily circumvented by like, licking your finger or something first apparently??

Well Hyper's "Lies" album is pretty amazing so far and I'm glad I bought it???

@Sir_Boops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBe06huhio

LB: Cursed? totally. I've got NOTHING that'll go with those :<

everyone always asking the chestbot to open a chest

they never ask it to open its heart :<