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@masklayer cause like then we'd all be telepathically connected here and that would be WAY COOLER

LB: it was me.
i was the one who logged into zombo com in renbot's heart.

because in our hearts... it is always

zombocom.

...
alright who logged onto Zombo dot com in my heart up again* OH MY GOD
cw: Porn mention. aaand it's a chill evening whilst hacking.

@puppy@chitter.xyz
SPECIAL stats: assigned
Controls: learned
Dad: unlocked

I am forceably ejected from the tutorial

Ahahahahaaaaaa FUCK
next time I do any sort of heavy duty lifting and moving I'm going to take a whole bloody week off work because OH MY GOD OW

@puppy@chitter.xyz
She's been literally just following me around and nuzzling against everything this morning claiming it as hers. She's very pleased with herself

tfw you forget to disconnect the phone from the bedroom bluetooth speaker after turning off Rainymood and try to start a round of Mario Run, thus waking your partner with a sudden "LET'SA GO"

Detroit Become Human 

@fillertrack David Cage has the subtlety of a rhino covered in boomboxes playing "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit charging around a china shop while a party of brightly dressed clowns simultaneously narrate the proceedings through megaphones outside the shop.

He's not so much "on the nose" as "in the face. with a sledgehammer".

Decided to take some pics of the house this morning.

Kami WAS sat on my desk. The moment, the VERY MOMENT I got up to start photographing,... Well...

(Little thief! <3 )
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computerfairi.es/media/VN8raOl

@Cynder@sleeping.town @loki heck I'm only like two inches taller myself. o_o

hfpfghhff I woke up at 7:45 this morning. if bone hurting juice was actually sleeplessness juice then oof ow my sleep.

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