@masklayer
That's a long boi
Warhammer 40K videogames
@Jo
That'd make an AMAZING fucking story too but gw would never risk the fans having a collective apocalyptic tantrum over "bluhbluhbluh the LORE WAAAAA"
@loki
Mood
@kibi
Nicholas "nick "Nicky Cage" cage" Cage:
In
Too many Cages
@potd_bot
Floatzel, or The Fabulous Scarf Pokémon
@modernmodron (also hearing "Sorry, I guess they weren't a very good Neighbour. It's okay though. Let's wish them happiness on their path" when a cheater or abusive person gets banned from a server would be pretty great)
@modernmodron There needs to be like a Mr Rodgers style announcer voice pack for games like this tbh and they need to be enforced because imagine what good it would do to the gaming community to just... relax and not take everything so seriously and have to feel spiteful or angry at people? Imagine if they could just connect with other people and realise that you don't have to be mean and shitty to others to blow off steam, even in a violent game?
@modernmodron *executes a skillful rocketjump to gain height on an opponent then frags them and three nearby friends at once*
Announcer: "Nicely done, friend. You're doing great there."
*gets fragged in turn because they didn't check their corners*
Announcer: "Hey it's okay, you'll get it next time."
A crunchy overview of how the Nintendo Switch authenticates online functionality, detailing all the anti-piracy safeguards in place: https://www.reddit.com/r/SwitchHacks/comments/8rxg26/psa_strong_antipiracy_measures_implemented_by/
Basically, unique encrypted data is attached to each console, game card, and downloaded game in such a way that Nintendo can verify which console and which account is talking to their servers and what data it has. Consequently, it can ban any console or account that sends a game certificate it shouldn't have. It's a good read.
Girls playing with computers is extremely good and important
so anyway here's Cartooners https://www.myabandonware.com/game/cartooners-m7
@kara PC/DOS at the time! Though my school ran it through windows 3.1 =w=;; because they were "clever" like that I guess?
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.