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@fillertrack Majima: "Kiryuu-chan! How many sonas do you have?" :D
Kiryuu: ">:| Dragon"
"Okay that's one! Great! How many-" :D
">:| ..."
":D ... :| ... >:/ ...Kiryuu-chan you can't be serious. ONE fursona??"
">:| Just one. My sona is a dragon. Nothing else. Just a dragon."
"... :| ... :D Hahaha! That's my boy, Kiryuu-chan after all! A man of simple tastes! JUST the way I like him!"
Majima flunky: "Snrk. you mean he's borin-"
Majima: >8[ *baseball bat to flunky's face* "HOW DARE YOU"

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack @bentosmile I can entirely live with a port of 4 and 5 to PC and/or ps4 because I want to play the entire series.

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack @bentosmile okay I haven't played anything but 0 and 1 Kiwami so I'm getting 2 Kiwami when it comes out for definite, and I'm gonna play the hell outta it. I can't play the others at all until I've played the previous ones ^^; mercifully it looks like they're remastering I think 3 and 4 as well maybe? either way I'm sure there'll be a way to play them too.

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack @bentosmile Saejima appears in like... 4 or 5 right?

or is it 6?

I haven't played any of those yet but I'm totally thinking bear

Big fucker like him? Gotta be a bear. Tigers are ambush predators.
He is not an ambusher. He's a tank, charging not so much UP to you but THROUGH you.

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack I had never played further than the funeral scene right at the beginning of Yakuza 1 originally so when I played 0 I had no knowledge of Majima.

However I think I liked Kiwami as a result so much BECAUSE I got to see the results, AND they expanded on Nishiki so much more and although the story wasn't as great as 0s, it was... still really good how they did it.

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack i can so see him showing off his raccoon sona and Kiryuu just studying it with that stoic frown and then going "Ah.. I see. You went with... trash panda?"

and Majima just lights up with fuckin' GLEE

and then one of his underlings goes "Boss... he called you trash pan-" but gets cut off because Majima punches his goon straight in the mouth for daring to call him a trash panda because ONLY KIRYUU CHAN GETS TO CALL HIM THAT and Kiryuu is just like o_o;

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack swear to god I was at the point late game where I was like "If I hear ONE MORE "KIRYUU CHAN" I am going to MURDER HIM" and then you have your final fight and he just...

...disappears.

and it's THEN that his absense became a curse because then I was like "...Majima? Majima, dude? C... can we fight again? I ... I miss you, bud..."

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack I'M SORRY OKAY all the times he pops up with a huge fuckin creepy ass grin from under a goddamn giant road cone or out of a manhole cover or wearing a bloody cop uniform I just

I forgot entirely about his outfit omg

@theoutrider @kobold @fillertrack shit I forgot about the snake thing.

... honestly I feel like Majima has like... six or seven sonas. and at least one is a shark, given that fuckin' grin he has.

@maple This is important information. We can't be strip mining the planet for big dick if we're going to be running out. Also is it clean energy or are we going to have to deal with carbon dickoxide?

fursona quiz memm answers: 8!! this is a quick one tho 

How long?

I mean... TECHNICALLY like... several years. Without realising it.

From the point where I recognised it was my sona? and it was me?? and it was was so much better and made so much more sense than a fox for me?

Like... I dunno... two years maybe?

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@lycaon@dev.glitch.social aw hell, I GOTTA buy and review this now., though it's got like, 561 reviews finally, 38 of those recent on steam :o

i wish you'd remember how loved you are, how much love you've built, and how much that means, but even if you can't i wish you'd remember that even the most wounded loves can heal if they're held and nurtured botsin.space/media/l-3_VG_1VRc

Dave Lawrence trained a neural net to generate new names of BBC sound effects. Some of my favorites:

Approach of piglets
Footsteps on ice, ponderous, parakeets
Fairgrounds: Ghost train ride with swords
Man punting metal hand
Waterfall into cattle bread

aardvarkzythum.blogspot.com/20

@lycaon@dev.glitch.social yo what the shit this game looks rad as fuck I'd barely heard of it and I think I never even looked at it because I saw "Rpg" and was like "nah" but turns out it's ACTUALLY more like Guardian Heroes!?

which is totally more my jam!?!?

hell, thank you for showing me this! Goin' right on my wishlist!

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