Even better
Tom starts wildly pooptooting on birdsite
Jack's "quality control" agents ban their account but their pooptooting is too strong and keeps circumventing their ban
They track them down to their room, seeing the chair from behind. They reach for the chair, yanking it around
Two fake arms on the rests and a note that says "I will never log off"
"THE POOPTOOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE TWITTER HQ!!"
@dashie
F R I E N D
L O C A T E D
Protect smol kobolds. :-}
http://atherol.tumblr.com/post/176871072519/i-made-a-tiny-kobold-grill-she-still-needs-a-name
me: (dials 0800 number)
operator: you have reached brillo pad customer services how can i help
me: i would like you to commission me to write an advertising slogan for brillo pads
operator: sorry this number is for enquiri-
me: "brillo pads - they're brilloant"
operator: ...
me: well what do you think
operator: ...i'm putting you through to our head of marketing please hold
@jk @confusedcharlot "hello and bepis to you all" is my Youtube intro
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Essential journalism, transphobia, violence, ACAB; Jacksonville, FL
In Jacksonville, FL, four Black trans women have been shot in the last six months. Local law enforcement's transphobic response has outraged the community: https://www.propublica.org/article/deadnamed-transgender-black-women-murders-jacksonville-police-investigation
@Sir_Boops
I tried Return To Jesus but it threw up an undefined variable exception, something about religion.lib not being included
@Fenreliania
Boostin just in case
@Ronflaix
Oh heck that's pretty rad
@kibi
This article on "The 2 Genders" is a /stub/. You can help by /expanding it/
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.