Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@lyze@meow.social c:🥖 My Documents🥖 Work🥖 Writings🥖 Things_that_are_true.txt

well that was

fucking awful

tried to log into ebay to update my details, it kept saying wrong details despite multiple attempts entering the CORRECT password typed EXACTLY CORRECTLY in a row only for it to finally accept it for no rhyme and reason then IMMEDIATELY log me out any time I try to actually change my details and force me to do it again.

@LANthus so glad they brought the vastly superior friendly AI from Fallout 3 back for Fallout 4 instead of using the inferior FONV AI /heavysarcasm

@tom perfection :D (make sure you get their money beforehand though)

@tom *nods* Fund it

@tom now... are we firing things AT these bigots WITH a trebuchet, or... are we firing them FROM a trebuchet...

...or are we just smacking them with a trebuchet as it launches something at a different target for no other reason?

...or what about smacking a terf with a trebuchet that is firing a terf AT another terf from great distances?

@loki i'm sorry "french"????

@Zeether oh god no

no i tried to forget

i tried so hard to forget D:

@revenant Inspired: "RAWKET LAWNCHAIR"

@noiob
@tom
Wait wait

Even better

Tom starts wildly pooptooting on birdsite
Jack's "quality control" agents ban their account but their pooptooting is too strong and keeps circumventing their ban
They track them down to their room, seeing the chair from behind. They reach for the chair, yanking it around

Two fake arms on the rests and a note that says "I will never log off"

"THE POOPTOOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE TWITTER HQ!!"