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@noiob @tom
There is only one survivor of the incident who after some momentary shock calmed down and was reported to say "actually it wasn't so bad, kinda like a full body hug or something. Hey, wanna see my new fursona I just thought up?"

@noiob
@tom
"Got you now, slimeball!!" Jack Dorsey says as his Twitter "quality control" shock troops attempt to grab Tom
Tom merely smiles as hands grip nothing but their fluid slime body.
"It appears, Jack, that you do not have me. Rather, I have YOU"
Jack watches in fearful terror as his minions are powerless in the wake of a slippery customer such as Tom :3

alalllssoooo the maine coon kitty we're getting is coming sunday aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @_@

maru is a soft kitty and i wish i could hug
hana too
they are good kitties <3

Why do people hate bear puns? 

@Burr that pun is un-BEAR-able

Why do people hate bear puns? 

Because they are a-paw-ling.

Also, what's the best Android app to use for Mastodon?

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town okay let's see what's been going on with my friens on masto while I've been awaaAAAAAWHATTHEFUUUCK

@td2g
I would but without it being cw tagged for having violence and having to stare at some (mercifully brief) nazi fucks unpunched face I'm not willing to just boost it but yes, punch more Nazis.

@Salith@mastodon.social
Jeez I didn't even think about that. :/ Just wish it was documented at all though.

@deerfox@mastodon.social
Welcome back! Apparently I already follow you too :o

@jk hoooly shit that's some incredible art tho?! the dynamic poses, the feel of motion,... holy shit I love all of it???

@jk what the hell i have never seen fanart of Nanaki in the shinra military uniform before and I LOVE it

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!