oh shit re: the mario brothers' absolutely ridiculous theoretical bank balances what with the castle mario apparently has as of SML2 (thanks everyone!) and Luigi's very much NOT haunted mansion he has as well and just...
I just eralised
they literally can just organise and be part of huge massive sports tournaments like football and tennis and karting and golf and BOARD GAMES!? any time they like just at a fuckin' whim
like
holy hell.
somethin' is messed up here.
@tom petition to rename xmas to slimesmas
@traabot but i like both these things. not together of course...
... but what IF...
@LANthus On the upside, potential monster friends to rescue!
@LANthus bloody hell what kind of wages were those plumbers on what the heck
saving princesses REALLY pays the bills I guess.
@kobold trading nanite clusters for blueprints of aesthetically pleasing butts to admire while you fly around in your spaceship
@kobold
Thanks I don't know how to feel about the fact I will never unsee this note
Welcome twitter refugees!
You see where there was a little "SHOW MORE" button just there that you pressed to see the rest of this? That's a content warning (or CW)
You use those whenever you want to make a toot (stop giggling at the back, we know, that's what it's called, get over it) that mentions something that other people might not want to see
Stuff like politics (it's exhausting), drugs, NSFW stuff, health discussions, selfies, and so on
That's a non-exhaustive list, just be considerate
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.