hold up

luigi's got a mansion

Mario doesn't have a mansion
luigi has a mansion

sure it's haunted and stuff

but he has a MANSION

what the HECK

@Piejacker875 how rich is MARIO for that matter buit.. wow. dang.

talk about unrealistic job expectations!

@Nine canonicity on this one is sketchy in the modern era but mario had a castle at one point. also luigi has a non-haunted mansion now. the previous mansion was fake, he used the money he got in game to buy I real one. anyways mario has a castle and a spaceship in the shape of his face... and another space ship...

@LANthus bloody hell what kind of wages were those plumbers on what the heck

saving princesses REALLY pays the bills I guess.

@Nine I mean, the 3 consistent things mario does no matter the game is jump, save a royal, and collect absurd amounts of coin so like... yeah he's made for life

@Nine but Luigi died in the last Nintendo direct about smash :( Maybe the mansion feels less haunted if he is a ghost himself

@Nine mario has a whole castle, just play super mario land 2

@Nine assuming Luigi gets to keep all the treasures be finds in the mansion AND get that huge ass mansion in the game's best ending

Luigi's probably the most loaded person in the mushroom kingdom

@Siphonay I mean aside form the castle mario has as a result of SML2 apparently that I keep hearing about holy dango.

wow.

like seriously how he hell

does saving princesses really pay that much

@Nine Luigi just got lucky to run into the trap of getting in the mansion he "won" in a fake lottery

@Nine luigi stays home and manages the finances for their business.... and slips a bunch of the profits off for himself

@lizardsquid accountancy fees right? gotta get paid for his hard work after all

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