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okay enough tooting about pooptooting.

time to pooptoot about tooting!

honk

They're up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to post some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to toot poopy

some people get snuggly when tired. some get horny. some get cranky. some get just dozy and sleepy and tired.

i get pooptooty.

when I'm awake i'm all srs tooting, with occasional puns
when i'm slepy

COMETH THE HOUR
COMETH THE POOPTOOT

@yuri_bot@mastodon.social face in tiddy
hands on butt
life is good

@pupy@chitter.xyz oh dang I played the first one on my phone a lot but I forgot the sequel was out. :o

@June@kitty.town god the only bots I want interacting with me are botfriens I already follow or who are nice. I don't need skeevy adbots or followbots that are just there to datamine. ><

It's going around at the moment, so just to reiterate, raki.social is a recommended instance block. Small instance but it seems to be just a couple bot accounts that are following everyone, one @swift, and the other @riker . @swift is unmarked as an automated process, @riker is clearly marked. The admin previously mused on the possiblity of datamining with fed-followbots as a "social experiment".

I literally got followed by one immediately after seeing the post about it :/

recommended instance block: raki.social 

@bootsy jfc I literally got followed by someone on that instance the moment I saw this toot boosted to my timeling. christ.

Ooh the games in the latest itch.io recommendations blog post all look very cool (and of course @matilde et al's latest work is on there): itch.io/blog/47421/itchio-reco #gameing

*awoos with the force of a thousand enbys*

@phenokage@snouts.online
Ah I see papyrus's special attack finally turned up
@ShugoWah

open for pawb 

@maple
Huggable maple with the best softest beans <3

here are some of my thought-technologies, which you should adopt:

- referring to anything that is built without obvious screws or glue as being "held together by luck"

- referring to libertarians as "librarians"

- referring to Remy from the movie Ratatouille by the name "Ratatouille"

- referring to SSDs as "SD cards"

- referring to trains as "self-driving cars"

- referring to anything with a closed control-loop, for instance, a thermostat, as "artificial intelligence"

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