Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

shit, sorry about that. the wifi is being an absolute fuck and is rapidly switching between the nearest two wifi signals and the one furthest away from me through two floors and about six walls behind the TV in the living room which has the weakest signal.

and apparently the one upstairs in the attic, which is literally within eyesight of me, clearly, has no signal.

teh fuck

Seriously look at him. Like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth

It would.
He's a liar
He'll act all cute and sweet and then look you right in the eyes as he knocks something important off a table steals your drink and bites your wires

i love this cat but he's a n absolute little shit

AAAND SID IS PLAYING WITH THE CABLES AT THE BACK OF MY PC LIKE A LITTLE SHIT

i swear this cat ACTUALLY wants to play with sid, and Sid is super happy to play back, and WANTS to play but every time Kami does start playing she starts growling and hissing at him whilst giving all the body language that she's playing and it's... i dunno i'm super confused.

god kami chill out sid just wants to play with you and you're definitely acting as if you're playing back but you growl SO MUCH it's friggin weird.

i wish i could like... just immediately record anything i liked with my eyes

and also had video editing software

and was good at it

because Sid just knocked this little plastic portal 2 turret off my desk and is playing with it and I wish I had recorded it because I would have loved to have portal 2 turret "hurt" sounds dubbed over it.

@mew like i'm sure this is a joke but...

for real

same

like if I'm going up stairs and i'm carrying something in both hands, or one thing in each hand,

you can bet gravity is gonna go "lol check it out im gonna own this nerd" and whoops, jeans start slipping down :| very annoying.

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social ...shit I just remembered Gungrave was an anime/game/manga/thing and hte main character's name was Brandon Graves and like

you could totally capitalise GRAVE in your name and it could both be a spookytember name AND also an anime reference if you wanted

now taking submissions for what my spooktacular display name should be
please act fast as the skeleton war is almost upon us.

manual boost because holy shit

Tag ur lewds, renbot

https://botsin.space/@NineBooks/100822804342982069

@hellojed@mastodon.social Pusheen
Pusheen REAL good