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@sam @noiob i mean clearly. That's what makes rice absorb water after all. boil your phones with rice in water to extract the water from boiling them with rice.

@daylight you're grea ttoo and yes we absolutely should talk more *HUG*

@daylight
P lease Ren
F ucking stop
F orcing your
F ucking pooptoots in my
F ucking timeline

@daylight aren't those that form of poetry where you write a word vertically down the side and then each line is made with the first word starting with a letter from the word?

@soft_chomps@glitch.social because we apparently needed a distraction from more important things like the government fucking things up i guess

I like big butts and 

I cannot lie

My brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth

You may ask one question

(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

@girls aaa thank you ^//^

(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

@girls I'M SHOCKED IT'S STILL DOING THE ROUNDS HOLY SHIT.

Brain:...
Me: hm I should do something..
Brain: ...
Me: like, play a game or someth-
Brain: "UEP SYSTEMS"
Me: what in the fu-
Brain: *Cool Boarders 2 intro starts up*
Me: FUCKIN WHAT

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz shark a nthros swimming using their fins and their tail but all four limbs just danglin' there limply and lazily while they trundle around underwater making chompies at the water for funsies

Fueled by the insane quality and sharpness of today's cameras and glass, slightly out-of-focus or otherwise technically failed images end up in the trash. Many of them however have artistic value, either in spite of their technical flaw, or even because of it. Let's share some of these images under the tag #badphoto

Under/over exposed images, motion/focus blur, mis-focus, wrong white-balance or bad framing/rotation all fit

#filmcamera #badphoto #photography #mastoart

@noiob the answer is the rice stays dry and doesn't soak up much water, and you just end up with hard uncooked grains of rice that are now wet and sticking to things because of the water's surface tension.

@noiob i feel like people who actually do the phone in rice thing haven't actually... thought about what happens when rice grains get even the slightest bit wet.

like

have they even just tried getting like a bucket full of rice and dropping a little bit of water in it just to see what happens??

I hate it when people still believe the "phone in rice" thing, rice is not a desiccant, just let it dry for as long as possible or use sth like silica gel

might get a lot of unfollows for this [cursed take, food, never read its too bad!!!] 

@maple this is valid. and thank you for your courage, not just in admitting this, but also in doing it shamelessly.

@Ronflaix ngl "PIRATE KING" from Rebel Soul is a good track too. So is BEACONS from Farsight. ... and FARSIGHT itself...

fuck it the entire ADVANCE album is gold too fuck. I just...

soi much good shit.

@Ronflaix I only foudn out about them from the Sky Rogue trailer which uses that specific track but I just... had ot hear more.

annnnd hten I downloaded like... everything I could. because fghgalsfhagihafsa so good.

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