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@LANthus
Oh god no please no Jesus fuck don't do this to be sega please I cannot handle this

imagine if English localized Judge's Eyes had a terrible unfitting line of sight occupation name like the Yakuza games.
INTRODUCING: Detective

There's a great London tradition of having Eggs Benedict on Christmas morning, but everybody wants them made at 221B Baker St. I mean, you can get them anywhere, but the sauce just isn't as good; as we all know 

there's no place like Holmes's for the hollandaise.

Who called them "store brand breakfast cereals" and not "corn fakes"

re: alcohol mention due to in store signage, bad font causing possible misreading into lewdness 

@daylight
Asfrdsvhgddf 🤣🤣

alcohol mention due to in store signage, bad font causing possible misreading into lewdness 

Today in unfortunate font choices

tired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a fundamentalist christian and it has witchcraft
wired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a leftist and it has white neoliberal bullshit
inspired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a witch and it misrepresents witchcraft

we are all little junimos and mastodon is the community centre

@wlwdeltarune "Beware the man who speaks in hands"
*me looking up from talking muffledly into my hands because it's cold as balls outside and I forgot gloves* "okay first of all, RUDE, SECOND of all-"

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa money job etc stress mh adjacent i guess some + 

hhklfhasdl;fs;dlhhdsfhsdfsdfsdf pay is still messed up aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

on the upside i'm handling this way way better since i started sertraline. WAY better. This would have previously made me shut down and panic.

also missed an appointment because I thought it wa sa phonecall I was expecting, whoops.

LB: Nobody can dislike Isabelle. :D She's too pure and good

help i feel like maybe poor Kizuna needs a serious rootkit uninstallation.

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