Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Kinnieterrified @lynnesbian nah it's okay peopel can have googlesonas if they like

@theoutrider ... *clicks More Info*

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Roses are red
violets are blue
I've forgotten this poem
just like you have too

@CoyoteWags i'll have you know i read this toot and snortgiggled to myself and i'm STILL NOT EVEN SURE WHY

goddammit

i read "homebrew" as homestuck and that meant I read "homestuck fediverse" and i started screaming (internally because it's v. late)

@lynnesbian (tbh I hate Metropolis Zone a lot more for this. I love that zone's music too. But I love it less than I like CPZ's. BUT, it has the same sort of bs traps with the star bomb things and the robo scythe mantises JUST off screen that fire their scythes JUST before you can see them and are at full pelt AND it has the crabs with the boxing glove bullshits that do the same thing AND the awful high speed layout and sudden platforming bs AND it's THREE ACTS AAAAAAAA)

@lynnesbian nah the level isn't that ba- *gets grabbed by a spider, tails won't rescue me because they're stuck behind a door, loses rings, Tails finally comes up and jumps at the spider killing it.*- it's not THAT ba- *runs headlong into the jumpy orbsnake things that just so happen to be RIGHT after you manage to bbuild up some speed* - okay it could do with some wo- *running full pelt, random luck means the floor flips around and dunks them into the poison water. for the 8th time* -ffffffffFF

@lynnesbian okay but you gotta admit it's got a pretty great track

@lynnesbian hold up they make a cherry flavoured dr pepper?...

...but dr pepper is already mixed fruit flavour what the heck how do you go from multiple fruits to just one overriding fruit what's the point