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@Scarly mine was uh... animals of farthing wood actually. I still have never experienced Redwall in any format whatsoever.

Hey friendly reminder that if you got a kobold, you should give it a lil bop. They love it when you give em a lil bop.

oh my god

oh my gooddddd

i just

ahguiahfsif
aufasif

iaiaiIAIGAH
ciahuiafafasf I'm playuing Resi 0 and i just
aghf ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
if you rapidly tap the aim button fast enough the character you're playing as just like... slides forward (or back depending on the weapon used) and I dunno why but it's so hiLARIOUS TO ME

welp gonna jus... mute that. cause i don't need that spammin my timeline. thanks.

some 

@pbandkate TO LOOOOOOOOOVE

FIND

ME

SOMEBODY TO LOOOOVE o/'

@webweaver the standard Post Malone industry is kinda in the crapper right now, what with the advent of eMalone making communication far easier and quicker, but I don't think Post Malone (or as it's being called these days, SnailMalone) will entirely die out.

food/soda related 

My brain just a few moments ago: "Jee, I really wish Diet Coke tasted better, same with coke zero; that cinnamon coke zero could have been really nice if it was the full sugar coke, because coke zero tastes of bloody nothing.

... This is why I prefer Diet Max I guess."

pause.

"...wait... something's... not right here."

@maple *emits reciprocatory beeps in greeting and wiggles arms in reply!*

Boost this toot and I will align you a giant robot to pilot

@baronvonjace i ... i'm not sure how to feel about the emoji picker icon being a laughing-crying face along with that message because... uh

it's uh

...

weirdly appropriate but also vaguely threatening?? ^^;;

plush 

@Felthry this... took me a second to get

but oh my GOD <3

@ShugoWah@snouts.online holy hell like

please tell me he let the poor person die. he didn't keep tossing them around the stage dealing more and more damage as long as he could right?

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