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in 2019 we buy all our clothes from aliexpress, and they are all covered in unregulated lasers

@Scarly mine was uh... animals of farthing wood actually. I still have never experienced Redwall in any format whatsoever.

Hey friendly reminder that if you got a kobold, you should give it a lil bop. They love it when you give em a lil bop.

oh my god

oh my gooddddd

i just

ahguiahfsif
aufasif

iaiaiIAIGAH
ciahuiafafasf I'm playuing Resi 0 and i just
aghf ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
if you rapidly tap the aim button fast enough the character you're playing as just like... slides forward (or back depending on the weapon used) and I dunno why but it's so hiLARIOUS TO ME

welp gonna jus... mute that. cause i don't need that spammin my timeline. thanks.

some 

@pbandkate TO LOOOOOOOOOVE

FIND

ME

SOMEBODY TO LOOOOVE o/'

@webweaver the standard Post Malone industry is kinda in the crapper right now, what with the advent of eMalone making communication far easier and quicker, but I don't think Post Malone (or as it's being called these days, SnailMalone) will entirely die out.

food/soda related 

My brain just a few moments ago: "Jee, I really wish Diet Coke tasted better, same with coke zero; that cinnamon coke zero could have been really nice if it was the full sugar coke, because coke zero tastes of bloody nothing.

... This is why I prefer Diet Max I guess."

pause.

"...wait... something's... not right here."

@maple *emits reciprocatory beeps in greeting and wiggles arms in reply!*

Boost this toot and I will align you a giant robot to pilot

@baronvonjace i ... i'm not sure how to feel about the emoji picker icon being a laughing-crying face along with that message because... uh

it's uh

...

weirdly appropriate but also vaguely threatening?? ^^;;

plush 

@Felthry this... took me a second to get

but oh my GOD <3

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