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@envgen "and over here we've got.." *presses a key, synthesiser explodes in a cacophany of fart noises* "...well here's pee poo."

food mention, picture contains a cartoon unicorn which is making eye contact. also picture of said food. 

Look at this. It's awesome. So many nice colours!

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so we have these little small biscuits topped with hard fruitflavoured icing called Iced Gems here in the UK. They're nice as hell.

recently however they appear to have changed?

in that they are the exact same product, but called "Unicorn Gems" instead.

and they are fabulous.

@pup_hime also every time my Steam list scrolls past Plantera I hear a guitar squeal in the back of my head

Boost this to instantly become gay and gain 5 skill levels in Programming

Whoever came up with the idea that people tell the truth when they drink has obviously never met me when it's 5am and I'm passionately trying to convince some guy that Sting bought a castle in Ireland but it doesn't have indoor plumbing so he has to shit in the moat

TIL that someone has gone and patched up yon bootleg Final Fantasy 7 NES demake to actually include the full length of the game and be much closer to the original (less a big pile of optional bits for space reasons)

@matt
I use only local grown commas, rather than getting them from big factories in Oxford.

The Purge Done Right, Altruism, We can only dream. 

Now you know if Libertarian was like this and not a love affair with Corporations I'd much prefer it. Now I will scream from roofs Altruism is more natural than selfishness and ego-stroking.

@pup_hime tfw you find out you're a sword lesbian and find that awesome sword you've been after for so long at the same time.

@Doggo this is... surprisingly familiar??...

like I always used to wonder what "being in love" was like?

I'm like... 90% certain I AM in love with Miq, and I was in love with my ex, and... well various people I've been intimate with or in a relationship, and I do deeply love a lot of my friends but it... doesn't feel any different, between friends and those I'm in relationships with??...

...i dunno. it's weird. my brain is weird.

@pup_hime well... I suppose there COULD have been a secret door there, but, exploding the door is DEFINITELY an option in how to open it without the right key I guess.

(slams fist on mixing desk) this isn't your mom's audio engineering class

because i know she does her mixes in the box... she doesn't need a mixing desk... we'll touch on that subject next week...

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