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@Fenreliania
Seeking bears, that seek lest

Me, jokingly: Fish Husband! :D so dreamy!
Me after beating waterblight ganon and getting congratulated by Prince Sidon, no longer joking at all: oh good lord Fish Husband is so tall and shaking my hand oh my god oh my god oh my god <3<3<3

Canon Samus: Stoic, grimly determined warrior with occasional bouts of serious melancholy.

Fanon Samus: overly dramatic, absolute gay disaster, who is kind to animals and a total goofball. but also totally jacked and a complete badass regardless.

@LANthus it's okay it totally makes sense.

...I think her ship's computer gives her so much sass because it's sick of her monologuing out loud like that XD

@Noelle808 all three of them are basically the same outfit almost it's uncanny

@Noelle808 *Thumbnail in my timeline*: oh shit iori yagami from king of fighters??
*opens it up. it's.... not???*

uhhhhhhhh

@LANthus not seen:
Samus getting nearly all the way home before gasping to dramatic music

"THE MILK"

and then Speed Booster running all the way back to the store yelling "THE MILK. THE MIIILK" until she gets back to the store, stopping on a dime, waiting for the power to drain from the super run, then stepping in and starting her monologue as if she hasn't just run the whole way like she was escaping Brinstar.

@masklayer no...

*single tear rolls down cheeek*

no... ;_; not... not gaming... oh god... ;o;

@evie Roadeos.

@LANthus she's doing this, out loud, as the clerk looks distinctly uncomfortable, as Samus slowly bags her shopping. The rest of the queue stares. one person glances at the cashier worriedly, who returns the glance, trying to mask it behind a smile.

Finally she leaves, still monologuing as she goes. everyone breathes a sigh of relief they didn't realise they were holding.

Then she comes back.

She forgot milk.

@LANthus fuck i am headcanoning the shit outta metroid so much you could stick me on the prow of a starship and call me the main battery.