@astrology only YOU can prevent forest fires.
by filling in that lava pit with a shitton of gravel and sand or buckets of water
@lynnesbian i also hate that now ive used up all my punctuation and capital letter allowance for the night so i have to type like this i really hope you are happy with yourself
@lynnesbian I HATE THAT THIS IS AN IDEA AND THAT A) IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET, B) YOU DIDN'T SAY "so retrieve your ARMS from the safe", C) IF IT HAS HAPPENED THIS ISN'T THE ACTUAL ABOUT PAGE and D) THIS TOOT EXISTS
@lynnesbian how do i send a "screamer" to the admins about this toot preemptively
@bewitchyourmind coming outta my cage and i've been doing just fine
gotta gotta eat trash because i want it all
@theoutrider i feel like maybe you brought this on yourself, but...
i still feel sympathetic
What an extremely 90s hacker image https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Munitions_T-shirt_(front).jpg
@theoutrider sending a screencap of this to @ gourmettakes on hellbird because OOF.
though realtalk let's be honest there's no greater feeling than pooptooting posting at 3% power
@theoutrider uhhh okay but where does that leave 73%?
@Sir_Boops one day when apple finally dissolves as a company people will, i guarantee, joke that apple finally made a phone that folds.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.