Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@ADUB "Yes, and you call it steamed punk despite the fact it's obviously pop music."

@jacethechicken "Hello 911 what's your emergency?... what? You're being mugged!? They can't do that, that's illegal!"

@jk classic past-Josef

@Sir_Boops *pawpaps on table* MAWS AND PAWS. MAWS AND PAWS. MAWS AND PAWS.

@Olivia miss kobayashi you adorable dork omg.

LB: This thread is hilarious and kinda terrifying as well uh, content warnings for violence, gore, and comedic liberties taken to great effect.

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space @CornishRepublicanArmy @MrJimmy @lynnesbian fffuck i want some now I gotta try that i bet it tastes so fuckin weird but amazing

@CornishRepublicanArmy @KitRedgrave@cybre.space @MrJimmy @lynnesbian ...sorry what was that about deep frying butter

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space @CornishRepublicanArmy @MrJimmy @lynnesbian yeah I figured you'd wanna use like, a super super cheap margarine that barely tastes of anything so you get nothing but bread and the sweet sprinkles.

@lynnesbian oh yeah no question the UK is pretty fuckin awful, gonna be real.

@CornishRepublicanArmy @MrJimmy @lynnesbian i just looked this up and oh my god it's the most ridiculously low effort shit I've ever seen and how could anybody put that in their mouth and it's a travesty of food and i want some.