Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Wait I've got it
Baba is a Capybara
Capybaba

@matt yeaah... blaster master zero is a 3ds game, though I think there's a switch version too :<

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz aaaand they'll fail it in record time at 0.002 seconds, setting a new dickhead speedrun for all time.

kami gets very bitey if I dare move my hands while she's sitting on them. even though she wants me to pet her

@Gurf like... i know what you meant, but for a second I was genuinely like "uh... instead of forcing some innocent family to give you names randomly maybe use an online name generator or something? It's probably easier and less distressing for all involved"

...I suspect I may have problems understanding the english language.

@007@mastodon.xyz the videogideo liiiivesss

... my leg. I meant my leg is asleep.
Goddamn autocorrect