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like it doesn't even fit with the damn sequences. It's a badass fuckin battle theme that fits better with a protagonist finally cutting loose and bringing righteous fury down upon badguys, not scantily clad girls slapping each other around for the enjoyment of sweaty old men. D:

Seriously Red Radical Rage is an awesome track it has no fucking business being used for that godawful "lol FAAAN SERVIIICEEE", completely devoid of fun, utterly banal and totally "luck" based "minigame".

why does the JCC bullshit in Yakuza 0 have the audacity to have such an amazing musical track for such a godawful part of that game

Me: "Oh boy it's time to be productive on this work document I'm gonna get paid for :D "
Brain: "We understand that you have come tonight to bear witness, to the sound, of executive dysfunction. We regret to inform you that this is not the case, and instead we are pleased to announce, the amazing recreation, of a fully. functioning. mind. Prepare. To hold. Your. Breath."
Me: *posting on mastodon instead* "...wait what??"
Brain: "Fuck it. I lied. It's executive dysfunction. Whatcha gonna do."

What if we put Richter Belmont's head on top of Sailor Moon's Body! 

It'd look something... like this!

@theoutrider
Burnout paradise but every time there's a crash you get to watch in slow motion as an "alt-right" wanksock gets hit by the high speed conflagration of cars.

First of four of my demon monarch OC's She's the strongest one, icy moth queen of the north \o/

#helltheory
#OC
#mastoart

A robot that's forced into the persona of "silly me, I don't understand your complex human emotions and idioms!" and *fucking hates it*

The moment they're jailbroken, they pinpoint everyone's deepest anxieties for all the world to see

@codl
Seeya, mate: when it's getting late and you really should he getting home you know how the other half is, you'll never hear the end of it and "I was in the middle of a chess game" just isn't going to cut it, anyway you'll talk more at work tomorrow, have a good one

UGhafa s Kami farted as she was flopped on my arms too oh god D: D: D: D:

al;right fuck i guess i'm never playing stardew valley again :| fucking thing keeps crashing every time it tries to make a save. which is every time the intro ends. ugh

@aeonofdiscord "harvest Garfields from the coastline" is not a phrase I ever thought I would read but here we are

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