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While adventuring in the lands digital, refrain from stabbing thy trustworthy companion, ye olde Amiga 500.

@jordyd@octodon.social
And it's hit sequel "who the fuck is Raymond?"

@flateric
@Ivafakename
Maybe he just didn't like that you were FISHING for a complement on that pun :3

uugghhghhh i KNOW how to do the counters thing with sekiro. I KNOW. I PRACTICED IT.

and yet

AND YET
when I actually get to a boss that it is EXPLICITLY useful for

I can never fucking do it. ever. not even once. the fuck

@em oh sweet someone finally found the code for Big Head Mode.

I was not sufficiently prepared for Sekiro's most dangerous foe

the giant roosters.

holy ballsfucks

@healyn I've read all of homestuck. from start to finish.

/I/ still don't know what homestuck is. .__.;;;

I don't think even Andrew Hussie knows what homestuck is at this point.

@MOKKA It's startling how little developers of games even think about colourblindness, or any kind of "non-typical" sight or ability, and even if it is raised go "eehh, well it's good enough for MOST players". like, fuck you. We wanna play too and you're excluding us through apathy. It fuckin stings.

@MOKKA Huh, I ... I tried the demo of that and I can't remember if I had any problems with it or not... I think I might download it again and try it out to see if that was a reason I uninstalled it from the Switch... It's entirely possible. I'm usually okay with Puyo games because the different colours have different faces?... but yeah they are definitely super close together colour wise and when things get hectic it's definitely not easy to tell them apart

@pup_hime I accept this and this is a super awesome idea. Thank you.

how do dergs sleep?

this imgur link which contains a screencap of a tumblr conversation but obviously horribly compressed because it's probably been reposted again and again and again and again all over the internet has some ideas. imgur.com/gallery/OTVdlTC

@MOKKA same. It's super frustrating when developers just... don't even fucking TRY to pretend that they don't think colourblindness exists. ESPECIALLY puzzle games. Puzzle Fighter would easily be one of my favourite puzzlers to play. I LOVE the mechanics of it, I get it, I would LOVE to play it... I can't. the red, green, yellow, orange gems and uh... sparkles?? all look exactly the fucking same to me and I fucking hate it. :(

@MOKKA yeah he can absolutely go fuck himself. Noooww I remember why I was reticient to get The Witness, even at the low low price of free. Honestly if he wants his "artistic vision", he should be paying the people who he's screwing over with it to play it.

friens

i did not sleep wel

i finally passed out at like... six am gone.

not for want of trying. oh god i tried so much to sleep.

my legs still hurt and I'm so friggin tired. I got up at like... 10:30. so.. four, maybe five hours sleep.

ugh.. uuughhh...

why brain why

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