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Yay, time to get the fuck out of work.
All the fuck. Every single ounce of it, removed from work.

Set the fuck free

cpu buddy is a windows exclusive program that creates a small cpu buddy to accompany you as you work. it loads a new image into memory every time you change which side it's on and never clears them, causing a memory leak. cup buddy can only be closed by killing it from the task manager or command line. cup buddy

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god awful, americanism 

"In March 1998, a student in Georgia was suspended from school forwearing a Pepsi shirt on the school’s Coke Day: ‘School officials say the shirt was an insult to Coca-Cola executives visiting from Atlanta andruined a school picture in which students spelled out “Coke” ’ (Anon, 1998). Exclusive contracts with corporations such as Coca-Cola are often devised to ensure that the company only need pay out promised monies if schools maintain target sales, thereby providing institutions with financial incentives to promote the corporation’s products (Molnarand Morales, 2000)."

@theoutrider
Wait hold up isn't this how we got the "Tigers eating people's faces" party?

@pup_hime the box Norman Reedus has to deliver contains a single mug with "Konami's Tears" written on it. It's delivered to Kojima himself in game.

@pup_hime shit I don't even play this game like I own it I could literally reinstall and play it but now I'm never going to be able to unsee this OR unhear this and I can't sotp giggling about it fuck

@pup_hime "Uh, operative Flanders, those trousers are... pretty tight on you, what's with that?"
"I know! They're so snug, it's like I'm wearing /nothing at all/"

@pup_hime i'm worried now because of how easily I can see ACTUAL LITERAL NED FLANDERS being a R6 Siege operative and how cheerfully he'll be as he completes missions and it is both hilarious and TERRIFYING

@pup_hime "Breaching in five!"
"Okilidokily, Neighbourino!" *slaps a breach charge on a wall, creeps around the side of the room to get near a window to flank, pops the charge, dives through the window* "Well Hididdlyhoo, Friends!"

Dumb shitpost, mh-, gender dysphoria 

@Jakullian@snouts.online mood :(

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town okay dangit now I'm reading it as Dragon Shoes.

@troubleMoney oh damn it's cute, and it has my favourite game! The Legend Zeld, Breath of the!

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