Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Me: Oh man I should really sleep.

also me: oh shit this lockpickinglawyer guy does videos of ramjet attacks on locks too?? :O

@maple with the implication that basically we're too cool for shatner and he's garbage and etc heck i'ms lepy

@maple ....fuck my goddamn fingers. what I MEANT to type, was "William Shatner will never find us"

@maple eillism dhsynrt eill never fdind gus

Gallium is a super awesome metal and its reaction with Aluminium is super cool and weird and awesome

i don't understand why but I AM SUPER INTO stuff like this, like I LOVE getting to see the inner workings of locks and mechanisms and stuff and seeing them taken apart or bypassed and shit

thanks to @kyra i'm watching a bunch of lockpickinglawyer videos and THIS IS THE COOLEST OMG

@king it's me. i'm hoarding the clout. ... well not so much hoarding it. more like... stuffing it frantically into a landfill in the arizona desert, hoping nobody finds it.

@hellojed@snouts.online ...by which i mean it's down there, it's sentient and mobile and alive and is trying to escape. Valve sealed that area of the building off and can only try and placate it by feeding it victims. So far there has been no survivors. It must never be allowed to escape. It must never be allowed to be free. Half Life 3 is the end of the universe as we know it.

@hellojed@snouts.online the Real Half Life 3 is trying to escape that laundry room

@maloki wait what... is Tusky rickrolling Gab? :D

@tom @007@mastodon.xyz or some of my tunes. which are terrible.

LB: *Snake Eater begins to play, fading slowly in to full volume*

@tom "you know, like... nya"

@Ivafakename BEAR IS FLYING, HOW CAN THIS BE!?

@Ivafakename but if I'M gen, then who is Iva!?

@Ivafakename for a second there I thougth Gen tooted this and I was like "oh shit that's a twist", but then it was you.and now I'm not sure what to think.

if you're not gen

then ...

who am I?