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fuckin hol up you can play as Maria in the PSP version too what

oh dang what the hell there was a 2.5d PSP remake of Rondo of Blood as well??

I mean, it doesn't look SUPER great, the 2.5 look is weird, but dang those cutscenes look amaz-

I'm sorry WHAT!? DRACULA'S DARK PRIEST IS CALLED "SHAFT"!?

Oh come the fuck on .

@fillertrack Yeah! Turns out I must have been, though I didn't even know there WAS a remake of Castlevania 1 on the Sharp! :o Either way that's p. cool.

That explains why the SNES version, Dracula X, was so cut down. It literally couldn't store all that data.

Oh whoops Rondo of Blood was a Turbographix 16 CD/ PCEngine CD game not a Sharp X680000 game.

@Felthry no idea honestly. I suspect it's mostly because the original Sharp x68000 version did a lot of cutscenes and very very detailed backgrounds and spritework, plus voice acting, full proper music etc. Obviously the visuals and sound had to be cut down a bit, but the missing levels and cutscenes are a space/power thing I suspect. Certainly entire levels were utterly redesigned.

Also it controls like arse. Dracula X was at least playable despite the massive amount cut out of it

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Oh boy I finally get to try out Rondo Of Blood in its original form as opposed to Dracula X on the SNES which is a cut down port!

*Plays it*

Oh. Right. Hmm. It's got bullshit difficulty... I see

@ebel and it got thrown oophill, BOOTH ways! 'ad ta gee'yup in t'mornin', go t'pit, mine coal for ten hours, t'get paid sixpence! AND we was 'appy to 'ave it!

Commission for @twofold_fgc who asked me to draw a character I designed for them a while back.

@Nine Ren's turbo button is on their butt cause every time they sit down at the computer this happens

@Fenreliania "Ah jeez, so tired welp best sit down at the pc" *sits, eyes shine with a brilliant red light* "TURBO MODE ACTIVATED"
*fingers flying across keyboard typing out 600 ppm (pooptoots per minute)*

@silvally@snouts.online Dangan Scooby: Ultra Disguise Girls

put turbo buttons on things that don't need them

got a robot friend?
put a turbo button on them
got a computer?
turbo button it.
Got a neural network for generating pooptoots?
turbo pooptoot button.
Toilet?
turbo button.
Kettle?
Turbo button
IKEA desk?
TŨŘBÖ ßŪŢTŎŃ
Plush toy?
Turbo Button (eyes)
Turbo button?
TURBO BUTTON

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@zac Thanks! I got to preemptively block this piece of filth before I even had to interact with him now. ^^

spammer 

spammer is back at it
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