Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@lugh they jus' havin' a good time bouncin' around there! :D

@Siphonay@octodon.social my brain: haha that's pretty funny
me: lol yeah. gonna fav and boost it
my brain: Charles Exavier Cheese
me:...
my brain:
me: ... you fuck, it's Xavier!
My brain: NOT ANY MORE IT'S NOT :D

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz a thousand cute pieces

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz what if

someone calls YOU cute?

@007@mastodon.xyz auhghh i cannot believe that the "Received" pun slipped by me and I'm the one who made it fuck. like a gun's receiver.

@007@mastodon.xyz i hear AR-14 was really bad on release so they had to basically utterly pull the rifle in its entirety, but then they released it as AR-14-A Gun Remodelled and it's been very well received.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online aaah babies let them sleep ;w;

@maple this. also why the fuck can't most phones turn down the vibration because holy shit even if I turn the sound down to a managable level that doesn't make me jump every time, the vibration is SO LOUD that it ALSO startles me and I can't turn THAT down ><;

@legendaryjoeb I sometimes forget too :3 It's always a relief to remember "oh yeah gender is a fuck and total bullshit I can just be what the fuck ever, or no gender! FUCK gender!" and then I'm way happier.

reminder that FF7 (the original one) had a scene in the Gold Saucer where you could take part in the play and at the pivotal moment where you're meant to kiss Aeris/The Princess to defeat the dragon etc, you can choose to either A: Kiss the King, or B: kiss the Dragon instead (which is obviously the only CORRECT answer).

but the game pulls a cheap shot and instead turns the dragon into a girl like you've "broken the curse" and I'm like "I goddamn made my choice, game, don't friggin ruin it."

Rando: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "I'm a sknq!"
Rando: "No, I mean, what's in your pants?"
Me: *giving a wry smirk as I loom over them* "Nanomachines, Son!"

@ottumon number 8 will make your soul transubstantiate!

@ottumon "Priests hate them! Learn this ONE WEIRD TRICK!"