egg time, genitals, mutilation, dank memes
@V holy shit same. though mine was with "Hand in your man card!" and I was constantly like "well fuck if you FIND them all you can goddamn HAVE them I didn't even ask for them and I didn't even know I HAD so many of the fucking awful things."
... I wish I had snagged one of those daft "Man Card" gift cards from Asda before I quit. It would have been great to have it in my wallet and then next time someone pulled that, just happily hand it over.
@MochiWaifu (DB are seriously a sick weapon in Monhun anyway. they are BRUTAL status effect and elemental damage inflicters in general and holy crap if you whack Stun Damage on them, it's HILARIOUS)
@MochiWaifu oh dang yeah you DEFINITELY need >30fps for DB wielding. with GS you can just about get away with a low framerate because... well... honestly so long as you don't completely flub the timing of your charge strikes, you'll be just fine, you can gear to Facetank most things anyway and stock lotsa healing between attack-runs. But with 60fps I bet I could actually play like I was competent. D:
@patterfloof aw no it cuts off halfway through what wasted potential D:
@TMWReviews why are gamers so bloody awful oh my god
@patterfloof OH HOLY FUCK
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@starfall @TMWReviews <Syndrome voice>"and when everybody is colourblind... [i]No one will be[/i]"</voice>
@TMWReviews oh wait it's nicalis isn't it -_-;
@TMWReviews oh for fucks sake.
their colourblind mode is "lol we're gonna make all the colours look shitty and washed out lol that'll help right?"
from the thumnail it actually makes it HARDER to tell the two middle colours apart. fucking arseholes.
@007@mastodon.xyz @tom if you milkshake duck yourself and lose all your subscribers because you think you're too big to fail
is that YouTubris?
@tom the greek heroes were full of tubris
@themorgangoats sneaking into the police HQs and replacing each and every handcuff and restraint device with BDSM-safe fur lined handcuffs and similar bondage gear is praxis.
@ottumon can you block the block?
@g *enters a pokemon battle immediately after interacting and catches a missingno :D *
@MochiWaifu honestly framerate on MHW is a serious issue because 60fps DOES give you a better response time.
...so does a lack of input lag, as I found out when I discovered my TV was postprocessing everything so I was having like a full half second of input lag from my controller to my ps4 ._.;;;
@wandrew reminded of that tumblr post where someone posted "what if rocks were actually really soft but just tensed up when you touched them"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.