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e gads! my roast is RUINED!

but what if

i were to go out into the yard

and shoot thirty to fifty feral hogs

and disguise it as my own cooking?

or i mean it could be to obliterate you with tooth and claw and whatever
if that's your thing

very supportive tigrex frein

tigrex, but instead of charging at you to obliterate you with tooth, claw, tail and wings

it's diving at you to give you a big ol' hug.

@Zero_Democracy coming soon from Chuck Tingle

Accidentally Got Into a Huge Orgy with 30 to 50 glistening, oiled, Feral Hogs!

@chillallmen@witches.live thanks i hate this

but also couldn't stop giggling

Gun violence, implied killing of a truly preposterous number of animals 

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

@maple friggin same I have to reread everythign I've typed and even then I still goddamn miss shit and hhhhhhhh

@sneakerfox@snouts.online let's be real, DA can claim they're not allowing porn all they like but I've seen the "latest Deviations" page.

there is so much Horny on Main there it's unreal.

i'm curious... is there a chart displaying how popular doom source ports have been over the years? something like distrowatch but for doom.

@sc genuinely kinda interested about this actually now that you mention it :o

realising i could have posted my bingo card with "ahh, calculator" to resurrect that old memm and I missed my chance.

@autistikai hhh i ended up having to do the same thing when I was using a MU* client to access the SPR MUCK, setting custom filters to highlight my own name so I could read what I'd just typed, else it got lost in all the text. ^^;

so foudn out we have a fidget spinner in the house today.

still in its packaging.
it's one of those cheap merch toy things corps give out at events. probably been sitting in there a while.

It's very obviously as cheaply made as possible. The bearings are noisy (but I'm okay with this it's a nice sound for me for some reason), but the weights are also lightup?... the circuitry is buggered tho. One of them just doesn't work, one of them has a light that's out. Only one works with any reliability

@autistikai it's simultaneously hilarious, and also deeply, deeply embarassing when it happens. ^^;

@autistikai oh my god I was joking but I have seriously done this before, like seen a post I made in a chat room, not realised at all it was me (even though it had my screen name, and my custom text colour and mode of typing and everything) and gone to answer myself

and THEN realised "...wait shit that's me. fuck"

@maple also aaaa, I feel bad not answering yours now too. though I just double checked... I ... don't know if I have a special interest so I don't think I can legit tick that one off, or "needs help", because so many others need it more than me D: most other things tho, I could tick!. no bingos however. ;w; sorry friemd.

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