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@alis what if that guy from the Cure WAS turned into a bird tho?

...

or rather several birds?

like.... every black kookaburra is actually that guy from The Cure? all at once.

every aesthetic tumblr/insta with 5 digit follow numbers

beverage 

@gdkar if monster energy drinks are so good how come I haven't turned into a super cool fluffy monster yet? :<

Looking for some good stats on the transgender population worldwide, by which I mostly mean:

- Must acknowledge existence of humans who do not reside in North America

- Must include information more recent than 2017

Bonus points for not conflating unrelated numbers about sexual orientation or other identity situations.

Apparently I have lost the ability to do my own web research without getting unpleasantly critical :-P

(Boosts welcome if you like.)

@erinbee also that is almost certainly leading to a scripted trap event where you have to do an arena battle, and that there'll be a legit speedrun strategy of backwards sprint jumping down the lift shaft and clipping through the top of the doors of the floor you need to safely drop your vertical speed to 0 without impact damage.

@troubleMoney see, this is why octopi are wicked smart. they think up such great ideas!

@Nine counterpoint: octopus can pet a whole eight other beings!

Lifehack:
get a dog sona

then you can be your own best friend

(Fun trick! Dogs can PET OTHER DOGS!)

when covered in multi-user dungeon, lara can hide in mud

@masklayer Yeah for tech support you want me. *literally just holding a server rack up while someone qualified works on it*

hahgsfasdf Megaman Zero 4 has such a great final boss theme. Falling Down is a great track and perfectly awesome

@VyrCossont I figure that if a doppleganger knows everything I do, and knows them in enough detail that they can perfectly imitate me, then they must also be shaped by said experiences and are probably also feeling the same as me, so... I figure why cause a conflict when I'd literally just be beating myself up? Two heads are better than one, they say. ^^

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