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that made more sense before i started typing it i swear

plz update my brain firmware it's clearly glitchy

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you ever suddenly just want to start screaming because your brain has a thought that you didn't want, expect, or ask for and it
JUST
WON'T
LEAVE
and you are forced to share it because otherwise you'll start screaming and have to explain WHY you're screaming and then that's a huge other conversation so you shittoot online and have to share your hellbrain with people?

lewd adjacent because my brain is a fuck 

@fermata@snouts.online and my brain immediately went "hnngggh daddy please [DATA EXPUNGED] my [REDACTED]!" because aaaAAAAAA

@Siphonay@octodon.social honestly I think I like that one better than the weed one?? It's just fucking genius subversion of expectations and perfectly timed and executed, and god that reaction

@Ivafakename youtube.com/watch?v=OoaDqBqqR0 AH! Here we go! I got it confused because it's been LITERALLY DECADES since I watched any hsr

@Siphonay@octodon.social holy fuck that was incredible i love it

@Siphonay@octodon.social fdsjfkhgASDKFJLAFDS FUCK OH MY GOD GHAUIHHAHAAHA

@mavica well you're a robot, and you're a girl robot, and you're online, so i guess all robot girls are e-girls? and that's valid and good?

@hyggend@efdn.club Yeah I just looked this up and it turns out it's not QUITE a preorder bonus, basically as long as you get and play Sw&Sh before 15th January, you get Dynamax Meowth. but to get Notorious P.I.K.A and Biggee Smallvees, you gotta transfer data over from PLGP and PLGE respectively.

So like, if you haven't cashmonies to get them real early, and the other two games, haha fuck you apparently :/ still shitty

@hyggend@efdn.club yeah it really fuckin' does. I mean I'm sure the game is gonna be great but the fuckin' longcat meowth?? behind a preorder wall? come the fuck on. THAT'S a genuinely shitty thing to complain about the games for. I don't see any of these "GAMEFREAK ARE DOING YOU DIRTY YOU DESERVE BETTER" screeds talking about that.

that "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED!?" skit is hilarious to me?

mostly because of the dialing 911 on the microwave, and then it actually answers, and that's just... wonderfully absurd and I love it.

okay there is one bad thing about sworddoggo and shielddoggo pokeymans.

The Dynamaxable Meowth is a preorder bonus :|

like

the shit

y9ou can't fuckin' just tease that shit and lock it behind a fuckin early purchase bullshit.

...

i mean... i guess you CAN... fuckin'... goddammit.

@Ivafakename unfortunately due to decades of internet usage any time someone reads out a web address, ESPECIALLY if it ends with .net, I cannot help but immediately think, and have to resist the urge to REPLY, with Homestar Runner saying "IT'S DOT KAWM!"

This episode ends with Usagi writing a letter to Tuxedo Mask and it gets taken away from her. I like to imagine it's so horribly misspelled and barely legible nobody can read it anyways.

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