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Pokémon swoosh (sword + shield) spoilers 

... oh no. Oh my god. Oh sweet fuck hahahahahha

The fairy gym leader, Opal, is kinda weird in general, but remember Bede ( more like BAD am I right) ? Yeah he got kicked on his arse for being a complete utter dingus and isn't a challenger anymore. And yet he's still an insufferable conceited fuck.

However.

After beating Opal, she comes with you to the next area, and sees him and... Basically pressgangs him into being her student???

@BatElite this... Huh. This might actually be pretty compelling as a game

chargin through a gym using a pokemon that's not weak to the types in it but definitely not efficient because the damn thing is an absolute monster and is just... oneshotting everything.

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social wtf paprika is a great spice.
in fact I think the only spice and/or herb I'm not especially fond of is cardamom pods. They ... they taste pretty gross to me. I don't like the flavour they impart D:

Pokemon Swoosh (Sword+Sheild) spoilers 

granted I'm one ot fuckin' talk I've been editing my challenger card every so often and making it more and more extra with each time. it now has checked holofoil as a coating. CHECKED HOLOFOIL. ANDA FUCKIN FIERY BORDER.

no signature tho.

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Pokemon Swoosh (Sword+Sheild) spoilers 

Challenger Bede, the uh... seemingly primary antagonist is such a punchable smug fuck.
The little cock gives you his trainer card, because of course he does, and it's got his smug prick face on it front and centre.

the fucker is a challenger just like you, Hop, and Marnie, and Marnie has a fuckin' fanclub of her own without meaning to with Team Yell, and NONE of them sign their cards like they're gym leaders.

except Bede. Because Bede IS that up himself.

@pupy @MochiWaifu I wish my Cinderace was a girl but I didn't wanna like, keep restarting because I just got so into the game immediately. but... also same

@andre@hellsite.site supressing your own powerlevel so you don't destroy the universe with the sheer fabulousness.

@BatElite yahyah! He has Cat Bowser for one which is more a straightup sona, but he can also get the tanuki tail as well? so that sorta counts

Vaguely lewd 

@BatElite no no, don't be worried at all! *cuddlesnugs!*

Vaguely lewd 

@BatElite I mean, boobies are very nice! I just... I dunno the oversexualisation is kinda tiresome after a while ;w;

@tom youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCF
no context does not make it any less friggin weird and confusing. it's a dream the character is having..

...

the girl that is...

the human girl...

also the cat ... thing... is "Chiyo's Dad".

Chiyo is another character in the "real world" of that series. No that is not literally her dad.her dad is human, and never appears visibly in the manga or the show. the cat is just.... there.

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