Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@nonbinary hfjksdfkjhsdlf toxicitry with a monocle and a stereotypically "High Society" british voice sipping from a china cup of piss with an audiable slurp noise and then oging "AHHH, myyesss indeed, a FINE vintage~"

@nonbinary i hate it
i hate that i have now seen this and it now is a Thing That Exists that I Now Know Exists and I cannot unknow this thing

I hate that you shared this
I hate that I clicked it
I hate that it's actually kinda cute as well and if it weren't for the obvious theme it might look really pretty

hate

hattteeee

@nonbinary is

Is that McDonald's big Mac lingerie?!

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz *sends you hugs* your brain also does that thing where you're done with all the stuff you HAVE and NEED to do and you've got nothing else to do except relax but even trying to do so makes your brain make you feel guilty for "not being productive" even though you've absolutely done all the "productivity" that's possible today and won't let you relax? Cause, like.... Huge mood. D:

@binchicken @velexiraptor there's so much pun potential here too

"Deep 'state"
"'state sponsored invasions"
To name a couple other examples

@luna@hellsite.site I swear to god they are doing it deliberately at this point omfg

@velexiraptor *blinks at the post*
*Realises the pun*
*Inhale to respond*
*Cannot respond because what CAN you respond with to that pun??*
*Sits there for ages struggling with this dilemma*
*Eventually settles in "oh god damnit" and a fav*

Pokémon: "you got Fancy Apple!"
Me, cannot resist portmanteaus: "yay! I got a Fa-... Oh for FUCKS SAKE."
My brain: "Damnit! So close!"

@noiob They're def sorely missing a lot of really good ones like fuckin' Tangela where the shit is tangela D:

@noiob dissociating because you're unable to catch Ekans but they left in the really marketable ones still.

@BatElite No, mercifully. But the context is still weird. It's a video someone took at an MMA fight of some guy in the audience getting... way too into it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E1VY4KOghI

I can't stop giggling at it but goddamn I feel for the poor girl right in front of the guy in the yellow shirt doing the yelling. I just wanna let her know that nobody is mercifully focusing on her, but she is definitely dying from second hand embarassment.

@Ivafakename in an alternate universe there probably is. Take heart, because at least we aren't that universe

I keep thinking about "The Ol' Dicktwist"

@Ivafakename (I hope you're happy I had to look up direct competitors to Vine that wasn't Youtube and Tiktok to make this fuckin' joke and I learned about Mobli which I previously had never fucking heard of and is now bankrupt)

@Ivafakename a little known fact is that Pokemon Tiktok is actually an updated rerelease of Pokemon Vine's REAL partner game, released only in Japan, called Pokemon Mobli, but since the west thought that Mobli wouldn't be as well received and since we only got it after Pokemon Tiktok released in Japan, they just ported over Vine and Tiktok to the west.

Not one minute later and something explodes in the city I am still in and Bede and Opal (presumably) just left...

But of course I'm told by "the adults" to just go on with the gym challenge.

I'm gonna come back to find Bede is trying to ascend to godhood or something while Opal awaits in the background to Sith Lord her own new student and take Ascension for herself

But yeah I mean not literally press ganged. She does just sorta, grab him and say "you're my apprentice now; get in loser, we're going plotting" and his exceptionally surprised and distinctly uncomfortable face is hilarious. Credit where it's due though, he bears up well. Gonna be interesting to see where that leads