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@SilviaFox@sleeping.town holy shit that should be a thing someone does i swear to god. just like... do a video that seems totally legit (oh it is, but [i]not in the way they think[/i] >:3 )with how to make a gingerbread white house, painstakingly putting it together and then put it in the oven, and then just stand there, smiling serenly, while the whole thing visibly burns in the oven, never breaking eye contact. just, the rest of the video is the white house burning to ash and the cook smiling.

waking up to the intro theme to One Punch Man Season 1 is a pretty big mood tbqh.

@Frinkeldoodle see if I get a shiny wooloo i'mma call it Sneaker after Sneaker Pimps because of the song Black Sheep.

@troubleMoney @noelle we should like

open up a website

where people can just

make their own mini masto instances really easily

call it mastocities...

....wait...

@codl ..after some research, i now know what groverhaus is

oh

my

god

holy balls

@MililaniVF@glitch.social @BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz asiohfilohsdf WHAT
ASFHGJAS

*almost hyperventilating with giggling*

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz he's like

bayonetta
only reverse

so like instead of bayonetta using her hair as clothing the whole time, it's paul phoenix's hair disguising part of itself as a human

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz THERE IS NO PAUL PHOENIX
ONLY HAIR

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz hell one of his moves should just be him bending over and his hair extending out with massive force like Dhalsim in SF2 punching opponents.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz serena i don't think you understand how much i am giggling at this picture of paul's hair just being... The Tallest. like...

I wish I had the game and some way to mod it so I could just... totally de-limit that hair length slider... TALLER hair. MORE. I want hair TALLER THAN PHOENIX HIMSELF

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz ...because of course it does. OF COURSE it does holy fuck ahahahha

ahahAHUIFLasf
FUCK
AHHA

Namco you absolute legends.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz I SWEAR his friggin hair gets taller with EVERY fucking game as well. like... it's just... elevating higher and higher and namco are doing it deliberately just to see if anybody notices.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz holy crap i forgot the tekken games were a thing I had like... the first two I think on ps1? I THINK i still have the disc for 2 as well! but yeah. heck. paul phoenix is...

...

that friggin hairdo oh my god it's like he saw guile from SF2 and was like "pff, amateur." and now it's a Hair Off between him and guile or something

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