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get $15 from the makers of Tylenol 

so Tylenol charged extra for "infant's tylenol" when it was identical to "children's tylenol" and now they're settling. You can claim the refund for 7 bottles without proof of purchase, so make that claim and let's hurt big pharma a bit infantstylenolsettlement.com/

mlive.com/news/2020/01/settlem

Vaatividya's lore videos on souls games are nice mostly because he has such a lovely voice

@Troasta You cheated not only the virus, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

@MochiWaifu oh no absolutely don't do that but...

now I can't stop imagining it

@MochiWaifu fuck i wish i could draw because I would totally fucking draw my sona doing that as a joke

here is, verbatim, pellets guy’s response 

@Swiff @SHSunny@snouts.online @hyperlink fuck at some point this rampant shitposting is gonna get to the point where there'll be a legit Hyperlink Coworker Cinematic Universe wiki with theories and speculation and DEEP DIVES into evidence VaatiVidya style all over it.

@rebutte@tech.lgbt plot twist...

pellets guy IS Hyperlink. or rather, Pellets Guy has Hyperlink tied up in the boot of his car (along with this week's gorilla pellets supply), and has taken over posting on his account.

you didn't give control of the internet to hyperlink
you gave it to pellets guy

his plan is complete.

hyperlink 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @hope@weirder.earth @witchfynder_finder @hyperlink @DogMotif@snouts.online

Hy! hy! Hyper! link? Hyperlink!

@er1n @hyperlink Snappy poetry to advertise a brand that has long since died. I like it.

here is, verbatim, pellets guy’s response 

@SHSunny@snouts.online @hyperlink Pellets Guy is really growing on me he should get a masto account.

...unless... he already does??

@Ace@snouts.online @remy@snouts.online more like back-LEASH :D

@noiob @pup_hime oh dang a modern console that actually looks good in transparent colours. I... I really want one. I bet they're super expensive now tho :<

welp i just learned about metal whiskers. that was... cool but wow I really just spent like an hour wiki crawling

@esvrld@octodon.social ...I like how Apple is like,, a blatant copy of Samsung's but just like... slightly shopped... and then EmojiOne's is like, a copy of several with a lot of recolours.

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