Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@mavica @LaserScheme i do not understand and yet the phrase "toast water" fills me with dread for some reason

I keep typoing hsit and ufck and at this point maybe it's easier to just... have that be a thing.

oh damn Analogue's FPGA consoles are some really nice looking pieces of kit

@najimi@hellsite.site (also I didn't know about the Mega SG before! Again, frustrated that despite STILL taking preorders for Ultracore physical releases on Switch, PS4 and whatnot, I cannot find ANY information beyond "Coming in 2019!" for digital releases... it's 2020 what giiiives D: )

@najimi@hellsite.site granted you would have thought that providing you connected your wii up via a composite cable (the single yellow RCA one? I think?) AND played it on a CRT, which I used to do - but never had any VC games on it to test it - it ought to have worked with the dithering anyway... but... hm...

@najimi@hellsite.site I suspect that might be because the VC (and also the Nintendo Switch's online SNES and NES libraries) is all software only emulation. Only Analogue's Super NT and Mega SG actually emulate the hardware with their FPGA chips, leading to apparently far, FAR more accurate emulation. Complete with being able to read the genuine cartridges and everything from what I've seen.

(also now just learned about Ultracore for the Mega SG, and how is it NOT released yet wtf)

@najimi@hellsite.site aaaand there's pretty much no way to actually fake that either. :( Not without massive overheads on the processor it seems, leading to very laggy gameplay if you can even get close

@najimi@hellsite.site Honestly I sorta get the dithered transparencies. It's particularly evident in the Megadrive Sonic games. Waterfalls in them actually looked transparent because of the dithering actually exploited how godawful the resolution was on old CRT tvs.

On modern screens, the pixels are accurately represented, so... it's nigh impossible to see through waterfalls properly :/

@apow@snouts.online first few words I thought this was going to go into A Bit.

then it didn't.

so now I'm obligated to edit it for my brain apparently.
I can hear my housemate calling a cab and she's touching his chest, now, she takes off his vest now, let me gooooo

i just can't watch it's killing me,

and taking control

@modernmodron @tom ...why do i have an urge to type "any1 in cherno" in global chat suddenly?

@ziphi legy

also somehow a macro has been setup on one of the buttons, but goodness knows how to bloody change it or disable it, or even how to make it properly RECORD a macro accurately.

i feel like maybe this keyboard wasn't as great as I hoped. I mean it's functional but I have NO friggin clue what is up with the numpad 7 key. The membrane can't be removed without disassembling the entire keyboard either. which is... irritating.

....ookkkayyyy somehow the macro keys on my keyboard are set ... for... something???

@hyperlink ...I'm not sure how it COULD make more sense in context. Because... I mean... it kinda sounds like-... i eman we all KNOW what it sounds like... if he asks if you've ever done modelling for photographs uh...

@envgen realtalk i wihs someone else could just... ridea bout in my head for a day so I don't have to fuckin' explain what the fuck is going on in my head all the time because FUCK ME I can't even begin to.

@monorail what if you say "gosh hecko"

@biohazard he's so close to the epiphany there, and yet he still manages to miss it. haha.

@GlitterDisaster I did this myself, went to a site, got a legit windows 7 pro x64 OEM key for something ridiciulous like £10, went through the free upgrade, BAM, totally legal copy of windows 10 pro x64 for life :D

I THINK you can still get them too